Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,

Eat a book! They're really quite tasty
But read them first...don't be so hasty
Pippi Longstocking's sweet!
Little Women a treat,
Even better than Nan's cornish pasty!

My roomate has stinky feet

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender

My roomate has stinky feet
But her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor

My roomate has stinky feet
her baklava just can't be beat
her moussaka's tender
and her souvlaki's a splendor
But her sushi is really a treat

Oh where will I ever find

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright

Oh where will I ever find
A bikini that fits my behind
This one's too tight
my abs are a fright
and my boobs are all up in a bind

Must go out and buy some smokes