Living underneath our fair city
Is a man who looks like P. Diddy
with lots of bling-bling
and excess ka-ching
He stays low to avoid the publicity

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed

"It's illegal! It's illegal!" rapscallion sang
And ran out the door with a furious bang
Can't tell why he's so pissed
my point he has missed
He must be in need of some poon tang

A little poon tang he has got

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered

A little poon tang he has got
Too little and so he got caught
They pulled and they twisted
Until he was red and blistered
It detached, and so all was for naught.

He had a detachable penis

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger

He had a detachable penis
and i really wished you could see this
It had a special recharger
Which made it much larger