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JesusTitties 05-06-2004 07:41 AM

guy thread redone (girls dont bother reading)
these surprise boners still wont go away. i still keep knocking shit over everywhere i go. Ive been banned from 6 department stores for knocking things off shelves.

i went out for dinner with a friend the other night and couldnt pull my chair to the table close enough to reach my food. i eventually had to tell her i wasnt hungry.
when i took the bus to work yesterday, bonerfest struck again in the worst possible time, as i was trying to get past a group of schoolboys in the aisle. you can imagine the look on their faces when my rod iron wisked the back of their necks as i struggled to get by.

im not a bad person, i dont deserve this.
can anyone recommend anything

RuneT 05-06-2004 08:01 AM

Dear friend in pain

I'm a man myself and I know exactly what problems you are experiencing. I used to have the same problems until i found a way to restrain it, like putting it down the leg or up under my shirt. It has some sideeffects but it works unless your clothes are very wide. Another thing you can try is the Willy restrainer MKII TM but mind you that it's almost impossible to remove while exited so it might not be right if you are expecting to get something the same day.
It's important that you don't feel ashamed about this. All men have it and it's a natural phenomenon. If sombody make fun of you, just ignore them and tell yourself that you are a man and that you are able. Can you do that?

Best wishes


xerocs 05-06-2004 08:45 AM

You know... that happens to me too. It is good to know that I am not alone. Sometimes when I am riding in the back of large trucks the vibrations just tell my brain to wake the other brain up. The worst thing to see though is a man in uniform standing tall at the gates of hell with 120 rounds and a boner... it happens though.

Avalon 05-06-2004 10:06 AM

It is a shame I am not allowed to read this because I would have said that a hard man is good to find..now I can't:p

Audreyvgs 05-06-2004 11:01 AM

I went to college with a Midget. My sis was pondering the fact, that ( since hishead was a normal size, and he professed to having a regular sized dink) that if he got a boner, wouldn't he suddenly pitch forward and fall down, due to the shift in center of balance?

This question has bothered me all these years, what do you guys think?

Avalon 05-06-2004 11:08 AM

I am not sure about that, we will have to wait for the "experts" to answer that one. But I did once know a couple, he is a midget, she is 5'8. When ever anyone asks them about their love life he answers thusly:

When we are nose to nose, my toes are in it
When we are toes to toes, my nose it in it

Not much help, but it did come from the source:D

RuneT 05-06-2004 11:10 AM

They just can't stay away can they.... :rolleyes:

We are talking about really hard and sensitive things here!

weissenflatz 05-06-2004 11:12 AM

I was always wondering; when hurling midgets, where do you grab them?

masterofNone 05-06-2004 11:35 AM

depends on gender.

Audreyvgs 05-06-2004 11:36 AM

anywhere you have permission, i guess.....

I WAS talking about hard subjects!

dinzdale 05-06-2004 11:47 AM

They cant keep out can they.....label something, Girls only, we're treated like lepers and we faithfully sit in the corner 'til our next pat on the head...but stick a Men only sign on the door and they cant keep their fvcking noses out. :mad:

How do you fix a woman's watch....you dont have to, there's a clock on the oven.

Avalon 05-06-2004 12:06 PM

Pfft...you know why women don't work over time??
Cause we get it right the FIRST time!:D

dinzdale 05-06-2004 12:09 PM

Are you still in here....:rolleyes:

Avalon 05-06-2004 12:17 PM

yes I am.

I llike this thread..
but it could use some doilies and throw rugs...........

lvlycwgirl 05-06-2004 12:21 PM

And some potpourri !! :D

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