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zero 06-02-2004 01:18 PM

staying safe
never talk to anyone. ever.

always carry a meat-cleaver.

share your tips for staying safe.

dinzdale 06-02-2004 01:24 PM

Dont give away any information - ever.
If anyone asks, stare at them until they go away.

ch_burchill 06-02-2004 01:26 PM

Duck and cover.

dinzdale 06-02-2004 01:27 PM

Save all your urine in tupperware....you never know when you may need it.

trisherina 06-02-2004 01:27 PM

Keep a dog.

And a Colt 1911.

Not in the same drawer.

ch_burchill 06-02-2004 01:28 PM

Always "burp" your tupperware.

masterofNone 06-02-2004 01:30 PM

avoid offering unsolicited advice.

dinzdale 06-02-2004 01:30 PM

Never put your trousers on backwards....if you have a car crash the emergency services may 'twist' you back the other way.....

trisherina 06-02-2004 01:35 PM

If you notice the front of someone's pants getting sodden while they are carrying on a conversation with you, leave the area as soon as possible, and without mentioning what you saw.

Do not taunt happy fun ball.

ch_burchill 06-02-2004 01:40 PM

Always wear safety goggles.

daverbee 06-02-2004 01:42 PM

"Burp" on your tupperware...

ch_burchill 06-02-2004 01:47 PM

Read poetry to your tupperware.

Spicy Jack 06-02-2004 01:48 PM

Make sure you wrap everything in foil before placing it in the microwave.

Microwave your CDs for that matter.

dinzdale 06-02-2004 01:50 PM

Only eat foods that start with the letter "B".

Willow Sylph 06-02-2004 02:03 PM

Never, I mean NEVER, stuff more than one sausage in your ear at a time.

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