So you funnies
... what for funny have you done lately? Or witnessed?
I witnessed a tired kid have a pillow fight with his dad and laugh/cry/laugh/cry/laugh/cry/laugh.
I had the donkey trick me, he ate the chicken food and I thought he was following me
Bink is so jazzed about going on vacation, he suggested i go to hotwire.com and book all of our hotel rooms, where did he get that? Besides the fact that Nico's boss hasn't ok'd the dates yet....
Bink insists that one of those nights we use the fold down capabilities of the Honda Element's seats and spend a whole night there...yeah, when honda shows me where the showerstall is.
Wilson, this kinda retarded kid, rides his bike by this gas station where I was sittin talkin, he goes by every day. So's the guys there are all sittin outside on these barrels talkin, and they gets an idea. They rigs a battery to one of the barrels, its not like a super charge, but its a pretty good buzz on that barrrel. They invites Wilson to come have a sit and chat one day, and he sits down on the barrel, and damn, is he mad, and he drives his bike off.
About a week later, Wilson sees the guys in the office, and puts his bike round the corner, and gets a screwdriver and takes the intake grid off the a/c. He shiits on a paper towel, sets it inside the intake and puts the grill back on and leaves.
They went nuts at the gas station for the next 2 weeks, Lysol'in everything they could find, washin walls, floors and they never did find it til somebody one day changed the filter.
I am a mutant with 2 powers
I just discovered a few days ago that i had a power. I could control metel, and create magnetic fields, not as strong as magneto in x-men though. Then, a few days after, I pretended to read someones mind, but i did actualy read there mind, it was wierd. I havnt told my parents and never will.
I took a picture of this ridiculous service vehicle near my brother's new home (I went visiting him this weekend with the Tiny Rat).
i get bout... 6 of these emails a day
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