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chuckie egg 12-17-2004 12:41 PM

A royal attendant was sacked today after attempting to sell one of the Queen's Christmas puddings on eBay.

Da1&only 12-17-2004 12:47 PM

I fell out of bed this morning.i persons;ly thought it was very funny even tho know one else seen

chuckie egg 12-17-2004 12:53 PM


Originally posted by Da1&only
I fell out of bed this morning.i persons;ly thought it was very funny even tho know one else seen

RuneT 12-17-2004 01:54 PM

Spicy Jack 12-17-2004 05:38 PM

A Christmas Story for people having a bad day....

When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of being behind schedule.

Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa even more.

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows where.

More stress.

Then when he began to load the sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell to the ground and scattered the toys.

So, frustrated, Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.

He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten the straw end of the broom

Just then the doorbell rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He opened the door, and there was a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.

The angel said, very cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?"

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

sparticle 12-17-2004 06:47 PM

drivinmissdaisy 12-17-2004 07:33 PM

HA! My sister's office is entering this contest. They have a jugle themed restroom.


madasacutsnake 12-17-2004 11:20 PM

From RuneT:

1. What food are you most looking forward to eating this Christmas?

none. I will be in England. Say no more.

WTF is it with those people?

drivinmissdaisy 12-18-2004 02:51 AM

Smartypants 12-19-2004 11:05 PM

Frieda 12-20-2004 12:20 PM

chuckie egg 12-20-2004 12:29 PM

Frieda that is SO not funny!

Aphrodite 12-20-2004 12:43 PM

That's what you get when you cross a truck driver with a beer drinker.

A Spilly Driver!

Clytie 12-22-2004 01:54 PM

malarkey 12-22-2004 01:55 PM

me. i made myself laugh today. alot!!!

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