farctate v. What this thread is all about.
farctate (v) to take another's words out of context or to deliberately misunderstand or misrepresent their meaning eg "You have completely farctated my post"
farctate: n or v (farctated, farctating).
Any male or female bodily secretions resulting from sexual activity, or the act of secreting sexual fluids.
n.The motel sheets were heavily soiled with farktate.
v.They farctated copiously during a 3 hour marathon bout of lovemaking
farctate (adj): To be haphardly spreadeagled, as if collapsed from exhaustion.
eg. They found him the next morning, completely farctate.
Bump. Hey, whose word is this?
Farctate \Farc"tate\, a. [L. farctus, p. p. of farcire. See
Farce, v. t.] (Bot.)
Stuffed; filled solid; as, a farctate leaf, stem, or
pericarp; -- opposed to tubular or hollow. [Obs.]
The delay was twofold: Craziness at work and also The Usual Suspects hadn't all weighed in yet, so Marcus and Smarty are disqualified for bitching about promptness. ;-) (plus, they've both already gotten a turn picking a word)
The "A Little Too Realistic For My Tastes" award goes to:
MarcusBales -- Farctate arrhythmical contractions; what the heart does during a myocardial infarction
The Frist Runner Up:
Smarty -- FARCTATE n. - ruler or sovereign; specifically, a title for one who ruled ancient Persia, during the period that Farsi became the primary language of the region.
The "Closest to the Expected Fark.com Reference Award" goes to:
Maddy -- farctate (v) to take another's words out of context or to deliberately misunderstand or misrepresent their meaning eg "You have completely farctated my post"
The "Obligatory and Obnoxiously Overt Sexuality Award" goes to:
Coffee -- farctate: n or v (farctated, farctating). Any male or female bodily secretions resulting from sexual activity, or the act of secreting sexual fluids.
The "Recursively Self-Referentially Refering to Itself Again Award Again" goes to:
Xfox -- farctate v. What this thread is all about.
The "Strangely Almost Relevant to the Judge's Life Award" goes to:
Beckstra -- Farctate (v.) - What happens when a woman with saline implants tries to breastfeed her child.
The "Just Slightly Interesting Enough to Make an Award Out Of Award" goes to:
HF -- farctate (adj): To be haphardly spreadeagled, as if collapsed from exhaustion.
First runner up: Coffee -- sex sells
Grand Prize (awarded mainly on laughter points...)
Take it away! and quick before Marcus and Smarty show up with pitchforks and torches and ropes.
Why thank you so much!!! I am humbled and honored by your choice to give me the reigns! So, without further adieu, the word I've chosen for y'all is:
I'll be judging Sunday afternoon around 1800 Central Standard Time (US Nebraska 6pm). Good luck and happy bs-ing!
barbotage n. the removal and injection of fluids in precise amounts from and into the spine for anesthetic effect to perform procedures on very sensitive parts of the body which I won't bother to mention.
barbotage (n) the act of publically destroying a person's credibility by a carefully timed sarcastic remark.
barbotage.... the movie jane fonda starred in in the 70's the basically summed up her career
Barbotage -- the exciting prose used to describe Barbie Dolls and their accessories. For example, the newest catalog which offers Barbies customized for individual cities' local neighborhoods. Here's a sample from the Cleveland version:
East side Orange Barbie:
This princess Barbie is only sold at Beachwood and Legacy Village. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a giant mostly unoccupied house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with "augmented" version.
Pepper Pike Barbie:
This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with your choice of Lexus SUV or Ford Windstar minivan. She gets lost easily and can be spotted on cell phone. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional matching gym outfit.
East 55th Barbie:
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy on rims with tinted windows and her own Meth Lab kit. This model is available after dark and can be paid for only in cash. Preferably small, untraceable bills. Unless you're a cop - then we don't know what you're talking about.
This model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt and has a tattoo of a rose on her shoulder. She has big hair, a six pack of Bud Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and can kick Mullet-haired Kenny doll's ass when she's drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get its Confederate flag bumper stickers absolutely free. This model can also be applied to Elyria, Brook Park, and Medina.
Warehouse District Barbie:
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears a leopard-print ski outfit and drinks cosmopolitans while she entertains friends at the club. Percocet prescription available.
This chain-smoking, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased her beer-gutted boyfriend out of Club Dance. Her make-up is dark red lip liner with your choice of lips covered in a sparkly pink or no fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that stick out the back and a white see-through halter-top. Accessories include: CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi and a rusty old Ford pick up.
This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads, dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose, sneakers, and a bad haircut.
This princess Barbie is sold only at Crocker Park. She comes with an assortment of Coach Handbags, a Lexus SUV, two white Persian cats, and a $2,000,000.00 tract mansion. Face lift and breast augmentation are standard.
This modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately.
Hunting Valley Barbie:
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and "The Country Club" membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.
Coventry/University Circle Barbie:
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her "Willow". She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two University Circle Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his '79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the multiple "snap-on" parts.
Barbotage (n) : The act of attacking someone with a barbequed spare rib.
barbotage -- the art of meaningfully arranging bait onto fishing hooks
In a surprising display of barbotage, Christo revealed his next mass art piece: The Hooks
BARBOTAGE - The secretive undermining of a person who is prone to making insulting remarks.
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