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xfox 01-02-2006 06:57 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 07:17 PM

Well, love is discovered anew
In the galley while making a stew
The old friend is starboard
Yet soon to be harbored
And the new loves said YA HOO!

Marcus Bales 01-02-2006 07:56 PM

The new lovers hollered yahoo, yahoo!

Jack Flanders 01-02-2006 08:31 PM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two

Hyakujo's Fox 01-03-2006 03:20 AM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise

ambo 01-03-2006 05:51 PM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies

Hyakujo's Fox 01-04-2006 11:05 AM

The new lovers hollered, yahoo!
After they both reached the summit as two
But to their surprise
It was swarming with flies
So they split there and then, as you do

dddrum 01-07-2006 02:09 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled

Marcus Bales 01-07-2006 09:26 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled

Hyakujo's Fox 01-07-2006 10:53 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts

dddrum 01-07-2006 12:08 PM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz

Hyakujo's Fox 01-09-2006 10:03 AM

At Tae Kwan Do, Marcus excelled
But he was predictably felled
With a whack to the nuts
From some amateur putz
Who was nearly as green as he smelled

ambo 01-09-2006 09:45 PM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"

Zatoichi 01-09-2006 10:22 PM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3

Hyakujo's Fox 01-10-2006 06:07 AM

Excuse me, I thought you said "Jello"
Who knew that such a mild fellow
As you seem to be
And at just 5 foot 3
Could consume by yourself a whole cello

ambo 01-13-2006 01:28 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go

dddrum 01-13-2006 04:47 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show

Marcus Bales 01-13-2006 10:22 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same

Hyakujo's Fox 01-13-2006 11:06 PM

It arrived, and now it won't go
Tho' we hoped it would be a no-show
And except that it's lame
It looks much the same
As the dear old Aunt Elsie we know

Zatoichi 01-14-2006 01:42 AM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks

Hyakujo's Fox 01-14-2006 08:11 AM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks

Marcus Bales 01-14-2006 10:32 AM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain

Brynn 01-15-2006 10:06 PM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain
At a gull and a crane

Marcus Bales 01-16-2006 09:39 AM

A milk cow with piebald old hocks
Was often seen strolling the docks
Mooing in vain
At a gull and a crane
That Chromatic Fantasia of Bach's.

12"razormix 01-16-2006 09:45 AM

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! :D

dddrum 01-17-2006 07:41 PM

With RM's big ha I concur

ambo 01-18-2006 02:27 AM

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur

Hyakujo's Fox 01-18-2006 09:50 AM

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head

dddrum 01-18-2006 10:45 AM

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head
At what Marcus said

Zatoichi 01-18-2006 11:05 AM

With RM's big ha I concur
Though my vision is starting to blur
I laughed off my head
At what Marcus said
Though in hindsight it feels like a slur.

dinzdale 01-18-2006 03:46 PM

If you cannot say something good

ambo 01-18-2006 06:39 PM

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood

Zatoichi 01-18-2006 08:19 PM

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood
As one who delights
In mocking the plights

dddrum 01-19-2006 02:04 AM

If you cannot say something good
You just might be misunderstood
As one who delights
In mocking the plights
Of the wackos in Man's Brotherhood

Marcus Bales 01-19-2006 09:41 AM

The wackos deserve to be mocked

Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2006 05:49 AM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked

Marcus Bales 01-21-2006 09:57 AM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away

trisherina 01-21-2006 01:01 PM

The wackos deserve to be mocked
And in small cells to be locked --
After all, it is they
Who would put you away
When you'd rather be fed, hugged, and walked.

Marcus Bales 01-21-2006 03:10 PM

Among all the denizens here

Hyakujo's Fox 01-21-2006 07:01 PM

Among all the denizens here
There is one I particularly fear


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