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masterofNone 03-16-2003 12:57 AM

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed

noxxville 03-17-2003 04:09 AM

1. Her bloke liked to pillage and plunder
2. Till there friendship was torn asunder
3. She laughed and she cried
4. Then she moaned and she sighed
5. And looked at me with wonder!

moel 03-17-2003 10:26 AM

1. If I were king of this castle

backward_glance 03-17-2003 10:55 AM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)

Sri Rama 03-17-2003 01:03 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat

dinzdale 03-17-2003 01:09 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat

masterofNone 03-17-2003 01:11 PM

1. If I were king of this castle
2. I'd drape all the windows with tassel(s)
3. And fill up my moat
4. And buy me a goat,
5. slather on olive oil and then wrastle

moel 03-17-2003 09:18 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting

noxxville 03-17-2003 09:51 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting

moel 03-17-2003 10:35 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear

lapietra 03-18-2003 08:25 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer

moel 03-18-2003 11:27 PM

1. I can very much hear the snow melting
2. In the aftermath of a good pelting
3. Its jammed in my ear
4. And despite lots of beer
5. I don't find this to be a swell thing.

lapietra 03-19-2003 03:25 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin

Deviate 03-19-2003 03:26 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'

lapietra 03-19-2003 03:28 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished

Deviate 03-19-2003 03:31 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished
4. And my good mood diminished

nycwriters 03-19-2003 04:18 PM

1. I'm down to my last cherry muffin
2. A sadness that's leavin' me huffin'
3. And when that one's finished
4. And my good mood diminished
5. I'll have to switch over to stuffin'

Deviate 03-19-2003 04:39 PM

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale

lapietra 03-19-2003 08:59 PM

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale

Deviate 03-19-2003 09:57 PM

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. but drink it i must

AllegroNg 03-19-2003 10:19 PM

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. but drink it i must
4. I have such a lust

Deviate 03-20-2003 12:48 AM

1. This coffee is cold and quite stale
2. It's rancid and clumpy and pale
3. But drink it i must
4. I have such a lust
5. For coffee that tastes like wet kale.

lapietra 03-20-2003 03:12 AM

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!

Deviate 03-20-2003 11:46 AM

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!

masterofNone 03-20-2003 12:00 PM

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green

Deviate 03-20-2003 12:13 PM

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green
4. I've just had seventeen

whoops! unintentional typo! please feel free to update!

masterofNone 03-20-2003 01:54 PM

1. Oh yummy! oh yummy! oh, yummy!
2. I've found something great for my tummy!
3. it's sweet and it's green
4. I've just have seventeen
5. How I do love those bears oh so gummi

Deviate 03-20-2003 04:07 PM

1. this weather is taking its toll

lapietra 03-20-2003 05:03 PM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll

moel 03-20-2003 11:33 PM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing

titanicaxx 03-21-2003 11:42 AM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing

lapietra 03-21-2003 10:07 PM

1. this weather is taking its toll
2. I now have the voice of a troll
3. All I want is to sing
4. like 'ole blue eyes' or Bing
5. And croon like Nathaniel King Cole.

moel 03-22-2003 02:00 AM

1. If I leave here tomorrow

noxxville 03-22-2003 06:46 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?

masterofNone 03-23-2003 01:26 AM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed

beckstra 03-23-2003 01:57 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped

moel 03-23-2003 02:01 PM

1. If I leave here tomorrow
2. Would you have $50 for me to borrow?
3. I'm already packed
4. My journey is mapped
5. I'm moving to Mt kilimanjaro.

beckstra 03-23-2003 09:01 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone

lapietra 03-23-2003 09:07 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn

AllegroNg 03-23-2003 10:03 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide


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