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moel 03-23-2003 10:40 PM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide

noxxville 03-24-2003 03:54 AM

1. my inflatable pool is gone
2. I'm feeling extremely forlorn
3. And then my Slip and Slide
4. Just ran of to hide
5. I guess I'll watch some porn.

-or, If you want to rhyme with line #1

5. I guess I'll watch porn with MoN

nycwriters 03-24-2003 04:33 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten

chuckie egg 03-24-2003 11:00 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then

moel 03-24-2003 11:16 AM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve

lapietra 03-24-2003 01:54 PM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"

chuckie egg 03-24-2003 01:58 PM

1. Lala went dancing at ten
2. She had a great time and then
3. The clock struck twelve
4. and she said, "What the hell!!!"
5. and went home with fifteen young men! :eek:

lapietra 03-24-2003 01:58 PM

1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!! :D

masterofNone 03-24-2003 02:00 PM

1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!

chuckie egg 03-24-2003 02:02 PM

1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..

moel 03-24-2003 05:54 PM

1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy

Deviate 03-24-2003 07:23 PM

1. That was how I was hoping it'd end!!!
2. But this morning I'm still on the mend!
3. My head feels all fuzzy..
4. And my thinking is muzzy
5. Recovering from a case of the bends...

nycwriters 03-24-2003 08:40 PM

1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I

moel 03-24-2003 08:44 PM

1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I

lapietra 03-25-2003 04:22 AM

1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way

AllegroNg 03-25-2003 10:11 AM

1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze

Frieda 03-25-2003 01:29 PM

1. sdrawckab gnihtyreve etirw ot ekil I
2. You're dyslexic? so am I
3. I do things my own way
4. I have applesauce for Ze
5. which tastes good with his grape pie

Deviate 03-25-2003 02:03 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat

moel 03-26-2003 02:07 AM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet

Deviate 03-26-2003 12:43 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes

dinzdale 03-26-2003 12:45 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke

masterofNone 03-26-2003 12:46 PM

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat

titanicaxx 03-26-2003 12:54 PM

1. I think my computer is human

masterofNone 03-26-2003 01:40 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'

Deviate 03-26-2003 01:45 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete

lapietra 03-26-2003 02:46 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"

masterofNone 03-26-2003 05:54 PM

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
5. and proceded to insult my groomin'

Deviate 03-26-2003 06:00 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease

lapietra 03-26-2003 06:02 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease

masterofNone 03-26-2003 09:27 PM

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits

lapietra 03-26-2003 10:41 PM

avoiding the obvious
 
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits

AllegroNg 03-27-2003 07:37 PM

Taking advantage of the obvious
 
1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.:eek:

nycwriters 03-27-2003 08:12 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN

dinzdale 03-27-2003 09:07 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then

masterofNone 03-27-2003 09:20 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie

dinzdale 03-28-2003 01:23 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly

Deviate 03-28-2003 03:21 PM

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie
4. Arguing back and forth nightly
5. S'what they do when they get no action

lapietra 03-28-2003 03:34 PM

1. I guess I should do the dishes

Deviate 03-28-2003 03:37 PM

1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes

lapietra 03-28-2003 03:38 PM

1. I guess I should do the dishes
2. Although I really have other wishes
3. There's a cat on my foot


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