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nycwriters 01-18-2003 10:58 PM

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes

jenschka 01-18-2003 11:10 PM

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes
4. His eyes full of lies

Indigo 01-18-2003 11:14 PM

1. He once looked at me with great mischief
2. When he thought I was calling the sheriff
3. He batted his eyes
4. His eyes full of lies
5. But he looked so damn nice in the buff

ProfessionalGun 01-19-2003 01:11 AM

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys

noxxville 01-19-2003 05:03 PM

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs

masterofNone 01-19-2003 05:07 PM

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both

AllegroNg 01-19-2003 09:26 PM

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both
4. Controlled top I loathe

Indigo 01-19-2003 09:35 PM

1. Some ganstas like to do drive-bys
2. Some women like to wear thigh-highs
3.I choose to do both
4. Controlled top I loathe
5. They're so tight they give me those fish eyes

noxxville 01-20-2003 01:27 AM

1. I had a dream about Peg

RuneT 01-20-2003 07:12 PM

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg

AllegroNg 01-20-2003 07:28 PM

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia

noxxville 01-21-2003 02:15 AM

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia
4. And dances like Lucretia

amanda 01-21-2003 11:19 AM

1. I had a dream about Peg
2. I was kissing her leg
3. She looks like Alicia
4. And dances like Lucretia
5. so noxxville should get down and beg

RuneT 01-21-2003 12:03 PM

well done, amanda!


1. Everybody wants a piece of me

dinzdale 01-21-2003 12:48 PM

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see

Red Princess 01-21-2003 01:20 PM

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy

dinzdale 01-21-2003 01:25 PM

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy
4. If he took off of his ski-zees

Red Princess 01-21-2003 01:51 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl

jenschka 01-21-2003 02:08 PM

1. Everybody wants a piece of me
2. To laugh at on their own you see
3. Would not be so easy
4. If he took off of his ski-zees
5. We could all sit and tickle his knee!


1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl

nycwriters 01-21-2003 02:54 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up

ProfessionalGun 01-21-2003 02:56 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up

nycwriters 01-21-2003 02:59 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?

ProfessionalGun 01-21-2003 03:03 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?


**you'll pay for this. :cool:

nycwriters 01-21-2003 03:04 PM

1. I used to be a nice girl
2. At Christmas, I'd listen to Burl
3. But one day I gave up
4. Applied skanky make-up
5. And gave streetwalkin' a whirl

*ok, purist. Five beats to six huh?


**you'll pay for this.

*** hehehe :p

ProfessionalGun 01-21-2003 03:07 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea

nycwriters 01-21-2003 03:13 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me

Red Princess 01-21-2003 03:14 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. Than can be caught by just me

Red Princess 01-21-2003 03:23 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me

dinzdale 01-21-2003 04:04 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care

AllegroNg 01-21-2003 07:29 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care
4. And what would she wear?!

nycwriters 01-21-2003 07:37 PM

1. There's always more fish in the sea
2. That's what my mommy said to me
3. But what did she care
4. And what would she wear?!
5. If only she could see the sea!

masterofNone 01-21-2003 08:04 PM

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty

nycwriters 01-21-2003 08:10 PM

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty

dinzdale 01-21-2003 09:12 PM

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty
3. His long days at sea

ProfessionalGun 01-21-2003 09:18 PM

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. Who's temperament was quite crusty
3. His long days at sea
4. With no phone or T.V.

masterofNone 01-21-2003 09:27 PM

1. There was a longshoreman named Rusty
2. who's temperament was quite crusty.
3. His long days at sea,
4. with no phone or T.V.,
5. made him long for an old whore named Busty.

nycwriters 01-21-2003 10:15 PM

1. You think you know all, but you don't

ProfessionalGun 01-21-2003 10:22 PM

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't

nycwriters 01-21-2003 10:23 PM

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days

moel 01-21-2003 10:43 PM

1. You think you know all, but you don't
2. You think you'll be rich, but you won't
3. You can spend all your days
4. In your arrogant ways


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