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dinzdale 02-19-2007 11:05 AM


trisherina 02-19-2007 11:54 AM

Hot cross?
Scotch bap?
Whole WHEAT?

dinzdale 02-19-2007 12:31 PM


zenbabe 02-19-2007 04:52 PM

Why all the fuss? As long as people are toasting, the bread will stay alive.

zero 02-19-2007 05:11 PM


Originally Posted by zenbabe
As long as people are toasting, the bread will stay alive.

zenbabies the last thing we knead is for this to become another bread killers bread

trisherina 02-19-2007 05:47 PM


zenbabe 02-19-2007 06:37 PM

Now that this bread has been amply buttered I don't know if I should toast anymore.

zero 02-19-2007 06:46 PM


Odbe 02-20-2007 03:08 AM

Something for you to chew on while you wait for the toaster to pop.

FJeff 02-20-2007 07:14 PM

Nuff dry old pop tarts.
I'm lactose intolerant. I like toasts that don't require a glass of milk to be enjoyed.

So here's some hot wet french toast for you. ;)

Je m'amuse! +3!

I've been here awhile pressing my nose against the bakery window, I just had to take some time deciding what I felt like toasting.

I am rather serious about bread, afterall.

Brynn 02-20-2007 10:17 PM

I think because I will never make it to the darkroom (if it even exists anymore, who knows really, and what is it anyway?) I will always be a perpetually new toaster and therefore will toast. Here.
I'd like to think that because I only toast cornbread most of the time anyway, it gives other, newbier toasters the courage to jump in and ask the questions without fear, toasting more exotic breads than I could ever dream of. Besides, if I've toasted this long, anyone can.

So Mr. Zero, if I want to be a hip, accepted toaster, what are the rules for toasting breads?

xfox 02-21-2007 10:53 AM

*practices time, temperature and concentration*

voice and diction still kneads work here

trisherina 02-21-2007 10:54 AM


Originally Posted by Brynn
I only toast cornbread most of the time



xfox 02-21-2007 11:02 AM


Coffee 02-21-2007 12:55 PM


... what are the rules for toasting breads?

Miss Spelt Braids.

zenbabe 02-21-2007 05:45 PM

Brynne, the dark breads are boring, they exist but but are often ignored since they don't taste as good as fresh, sweet breads do.

noxxville 02-21-2007 09:25 PM

It's been a while since I toasted. . . .Starting new breads, toasting in them all night long, until all of the breads were mine.....now that's toasting!

Jack Flanders 02-21-2007 09:41 PM

Top Cat was doing that one night or trying to until I started toasting. He was a tad pissed. :D

noxxville 02-21-2007 09:44 PM

You've really gone too far when all the breads are your breads and all the last toasts are your toasts. Breads with toasts and tosted breads, all at the same time? Now that's toasting.

Jack Flanders 02-21-2007 09:52 PM

You betcha NOXX. Top Cat was soooo impressed.

trisherina 03-18-2007 11:57 PM

zero 03-19-2007 09:09 AM

^tshirterina@cafepress dot cow - check out her designs!

rumoko 03-19-2007 09:15 AM

ooh ooh! I'm a new toaster!

Look at my shiny shiny chrome*.

*Not sure how 'chrome' really fits into the metaphor you were creating. sorry.

rumoko 03-19-2007 09:16 AM

look at my tiny toast mount?

no. that doesn't really work.

12"razormix 03-19-2007 09:16 AM


:o sorry

12"razormix 03-19-2007 09:18 AM


Originally Posted by rumoko (Post 337521)
look at my tiny toast mount?

no. that doesn't really work.

it's working for me! i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy :) :confused: :mad:

shake that tiny toast mount!

zero 03-19-2007 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by rumoko (Post 337520)
..the metaphor you were creating.

i know nothing of such matters!

all i did was click on the the "bake new bread" button and immediately start toasting

you're welcome rumoko but please tie up your tiny toast mount outside

trisherina 03-19-2007 09:42 AM


12"razormix 03-19-2007 09:47 AM


zero 03-19-2007 10:06 AM

:mad: shutup you're startling rumoko's tiny toast mount

craig johnston 03-19-2007 10:07 AM

mother's pride

Creepy Sheep 03-19-2007 10:53 AM

Ok, here is my very first toast, just to check the toaster settings before I try more interesting breads.

I hope it doesn't get burned...

zero 03-19-2007 11:09 AM

creepysheepy welcome we look forward to when you bake interesting breads - take your time, look around

this is great!!

Frieda 03-19-2007 11:29 AM

it's awesomazing! :) :) :)

wait-- what's that smell :eek:

zenbabe 03-19-2007 05:08 PM

zero 03-19-2007 05:31 PM

i wish i hadn't made this bed

Jack Flanders 03-19-2007 05:54 PM

too late. now you have to live with it or lie on it.

auntie aubrey 03-19-2007 08:20 PM

i want to toast in this bread but i knead to think of something to say first. wheat's a girl to dough?

T.I.P. 03-19-2007 09:18 PM

I'd throw in my baguette but I'm afraid it would cost me alot of pain...

lostsadie 03-19-2007 10:07 PM

Holy Pita bread, bakers man!! There's loafs of fresh toast here!!!

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