1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke

1. There's a spring that's broke in my seat
2. And its not being very discreet
3. It prods and it pokes
4. Up my old artichoke
5. and prompts mr johnsons retreat

1. I think my computer is human

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"

1. I think my computer is human
2. I made it mad at me. Now it is fumin'
3. I hit ctrl-alt-delete
4. And it hollered "YOU CHEAT!!!"
5. and proceded to insult my groomin'

1. I think I've eaten too much grease

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits

avoiding the obvious
 

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits

Taking advantage of the obvious
 

1. I think I've eaten too much grease
2. My Freedom Fry munchin' must cease
3. it's giving me zits
4. Combined with the nits
5. Get this zeppoli off my tits, please.:eek:

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then

1. Those nuts are talkin' politics AGAIN
2. My testicles do that, now and then
3. the right is left and the left is a rightie