Post something that made you laugh today.
 

SIZZLINGCROTCH: man
SIZZLINGCROTCH: I cant cancel an AOL subscription online
JakeD409: try to do it over the phone
SIZZLINGCROTCH: no cuz they want my screenname when i cancel
SIZZLINGCROTCH: so I gotta be like "yeah, my screenname is SIZZLINGCROTCH"


source: http://www.jaked409.net/archive.html

Got this yesterday and wore it to work. I think it's pretty funny. Ya know it's like Yea for Halliburton! Yippee!

What really made me laugh is all the people who ask me what Halliburton is. One guy thought Halliburton was a pop singer.

BRATWURST

There's this chicken, it sits on my outside bar, and pecks at the window for me to give it something to eat. I open the window a crack, and give it the crust of my toast. It takes it, and throws it off the bar, thinkin it's goanna go down there and eat it. But there's 20 more under there, and they take it and run off. She looks at me again. Stupid chicken!


then i go get the hose. Bye chickens!!!!!!!!!!

You got to love them.

Botox in a box

nysaf48: omg DUDE
nysaf48: i just went into my moms room and woke her up our of a deep sleep
nysaf48: and i said "hey mom, if i'm feeling up to it tomorrow, can I go somewhere"
nysaf48: and she rolled over and said "no, dont let anyone feel you up, thats bad. Well no....actually, its not SO bad"


This is the best thing ever PFP!:) Thanky

Feet Needed for Rave Art
 

Reply to: floormatt1969@yahoo.com
Date: 2004-03-22, 6:55AM MST


Seeking feet to trample me as brutally as you'd like. the idea of the video is revenge, so we need to see me being crushed. you get a release form in case i get hurt you are not responsible. taping in all 50 states, win an extra $100 for being the most brutal in your state. 310-849-4229 we are based in LA, but begin traveling in April. please e-mail age, ht, weight, pic (if possible), and an idea of how intense you'd like to trample. thanks


Compensation: $20/hour

Oh good grief! hahahahahahaha .....

Somebody said in a meeting today that I was organized.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

my boss asking me today:

"hey *******, are you watching porn or something? you've got this grin on your face and it sure shows what you're thinking.. "

this:

(from http://www.galactic-guide.com/articles/6U11.html)

This from I Am Eating My Husband's Soul:

It's just been such beautiful spring weather! The only cloud on our ...h-thingy is how Eric has gotten so FAT while I was away. Even with a mouth full of dog teeth, he's not all he could be. Like most married men, he will let himself go completely, if I'd let him. Problem? or OPPORTUNITY! I found an old wheel chair this weekend at an Estate Sale up the road from me. I had Eric push me and a gallon of Dentini, some snacks and my dog everywhere. In town we went around store after store of things so hideously expensive and breakable that the sales people literally chased us down isles and into nooks, asking frantically if they could help. He pushed me around various parks, and finally just up the highway until I said STOP! I am out of DRINK!

At last we sat outside a cafe in the Northend, I made a sign out of cardboard that said 'My Husband is FAT and I can't cook. Please help.' I got $46 and a coupon for $1.00 Subway. I gave the coupon to Eric. Fat people love Subway. My dog and I shared a pizza, extra cheese and jalepenos, and I enjoyed a pitcher of beer. When it was almost too dark to see Eric's pain, he pushed me home.

Eric was very tired at the end of this weekend, and I think he lost a few pounds. Sadness came late last evening when the police came for the wheel chair. Turns out there wasn't an Estate Sale. It was just an old person trying to get out of his handicapped van. He was confused when I pressed $20 in his hand and took the chair. I swear he acted thankful to get that much for the ancient thing. The oily old geez got his chair back and I'm out my cash. It was worth it, though, and I'm still up $26!