aw thanks darlin' although that stew looks a bit gristly to me.
reminds me of something.

erm, i didn't accidentally do anything? err, you know, i
was a bit lathered and...

:o

*hesitates*

Of course not, sweetie! I was just doing my John Travolta impression and you got in the way.

:eek: You totally nailed me.
:D

hello

Yah, I still feel like it's Friday, too.
:D

:D i am tired though.. been a shitty week. but, the bra is open! :)

who opened the bra!?

The landlord gave me a key so I could scrape CJ off the floor.

forget johnstom - he's a lost cause


but very quickly now pearlywhites, get a locksmith to cut us duplicate of that key

the window is open, people. no need for a key.

:mad: somebody must have forgotten to shut it after last night's "run and dive headfirst straight out of the gent's toilet window to land safely onto the big pile of empty beer barrels outside then get up run round into the front door of the bra and into the gent's and do it again" competition.

actually, i left it open to get into the bra today.

but now i hear about that contest, i do understand why johnston has a black eye!

bloody hell, i need a drink.
could someone just help me off the floor?
i've been down here all day and it's losing it's charm.
cheers.

:o

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nudges head gently with toe of cowboy boot

goes to kitchen and starts banging pots and pans loudly

clang clang clang

wake up tIPsy I want you to buy me a drink

snurff...rhhooo...aaaaeiinh ?

* throbbing headache *

regaining senses, realizes that he has been sleeping on his left arm and it's no longer responding to brain signals. Brushes beer bottle cap off of face.


hello mademoiselle

what can I get you ? :)