we opened the dalwhinnie and you ask for a double scotch on the rocks??


sacrilege!

hey bratendah !

what's it take to get a double scotch on the rocks around here ? You keep needlin' me, if I want to, I'm gonna take this joint apart and you're not gonna know what hit you !

* ruffles around in pocket looking for camels *



why thank you miss

wow, this bra is sure crowded tonight. what's the deal ? you got a horse racing racket goin' on here?

...and jaco's back from the other side
one night only

It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, 'Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson.' You remember that? 'This ain't your night!' My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley.



So will ya please just get me the damn double scotch, now, Charley ? You owe me.

I hope you drank up before Rose poured it out.

yeah, i chugged it right before she got there

She's still gonna make you sing hymns.

But she's a good old bird.

all out of scotch, just





and

Thank god the cigarette girl is here. I was a chainsmoking drunkard in my last life.

I'll take one of those Ms. Bratender!! Are you still out of pretzels?

I'll have a Xanax Shazam, please...

thankya...bratenda...

I love thish plashe...didn I ever tell you guysh that?

....

psst! don't act too drunkie - they'll refuse you and then pitch ya out the door! ;) So, what's shakin'?

ooh ooh ooh no, I'm totally shober...

I mean sober...

that vinho verde is something else, though.

I'll shake you up a martini if you want, Jacky - looks like the bratender's off duty.