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Bman 11-07-2007 11:02 PM

Like a 7, except for the fact that one of my pupils is bigger than the other o_O

lukkucairi 11-08-2007 12:52 AM

^^ oh yeah, that too.

right side is generally smaller o_O

trisherina 11-08-2007 02:34 AM

I was rather nonplussed by this question. Despite a certain amount of awareness of how focused humans are on symmetry in appearance, I have never once considered the various weightings to my facial features, let alone assigned a numeric value! Nonetheless I prefer one side because I imagine it looks better in photos -- a notion difficult to quantify because it's so daft and twee.

Hyakujo's Fox 11-08-2007 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trisherina (Post 367784)
I was rather nonplussed by this question. Despite a certain amount of awareness of how focused humans are on symmetry in appearance, I have never once considered the various weightings to my facial features, let alone assigned a numeric value!

ah, thank god trish is here to do all the typing. :)

but then I discovered my symmetry rating is 9.48!

Anna 11-08-2007 10:42 AM

^9.48 - only because one of your whiskers is longer than the other ;)

New question.
Express poetically your favorite and least favorite day of the week?

Hyakujo's Fox 11-08-2007 10:52 AM

ohhhhhh do do do do de doo
 

zero 11-08-2007 11:27 AM

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brightpearl 11-08-2007 12:04 PM

^that is effing brilliant, thanks for posting. I love the bit with the faucet.

Saturday is most and least.

eta: yes, that is the Blue's Clues guy with the black eye.
Watching this again, I find the appropriateness of the symbolism for remarkable in terms of what I mean to express. :)

lukkucairi 11-08-2007 12:08 PM

To The Immortal Memory of the Halibut, On Which I Dined This Day, Monday, April 26, 1784

Where hast thou floated, in what seas pursu'd
Thy pastime? When wast thou an egg new spawn'd,
Lost in the immensity of ocean's waste?
Roar as they might, the overbearing winds
That rock'd the deep, thy cradle, thou wast safe--
And in thy minikin and embryo state,
Attach'd to the firm leaf of some salt weed,
Didst outlive tempests, such as wrung and rack'd
The joints of many a stout and gallant bark,
And whelm'd them in the unexplor'd abyss.
Indebted to no magnet and no chart,
Nor under guidance of the polar fire,
Thou wast a voyager on many coasts,
Grazing at large in meadows submarine,
Where flat Batavia just emerging peeps
Above the brine,--where Caledonia's rocks
Beat back the surge,--and where Hibernia shoots
Her wondrous causeway far into the main.
--Wherever thou hast fed, thou little thought'st,
And I not more, that I should feed on thee.
Peace, therefore, and good health, and much good fish,
To him who sent thee! and success, as oft
As it descends into the billowy gulf,
To the same drag that caught thee!--Fare thee well!
Thy lot thy brethern of the slimy fin
Would envy, could they know that thou wast doom'd
To feed a bard, and to be prais'd in verse.

-- William Cowper


auntie aubrey 11-08-2007 12:23 PM

well i, for one, certainly intend to overthink this question. as seems to be the style of the time.

craig johnston 11-08-2007 12:37 PM

The silicon chip inside her head.
Gets switched to overload,
And nobody's gonna go to school today,
She's going to make them stay at home,
And daddy doesn't understand it,
He always said she was as good as gold,
And he can see no reason.
Cos there are no reasons.
What reason do you need to be shown.


Tell me why.
I Dont't like Mondays.
I want to shoot.
The whole day down.


The Telex machine is kept so clean.
As it types to a waiting world,
And Mother feels so shocked,
Father's world is rocked,
And their thoughts turn to.
Their own little girl.
Sweet 16 ain't that peachy keen,
No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat,
They can see no reasons.
Cos there are no reasons.
What reason do you need to be shown,Br.

Tell me why.
I Dont't like Mondays.
I want to shoot.
The whole day down.


All the playing's stopped in the playground now
She wants to play with her toys a while
And school's out early and soon we'll be learning
And the lesson today is how to die,
And then the bullhorn crackles,
And the captain crackles,
With the problems and the how's and why's
And he can see no reasons
Cos there are no reasons
What reason do you need to die


The silicon chip ...

Tell me why...

Angry Kid Hoyt 11-08-2007 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brightpearl (Post 367757)
Now if you had asked about third nipples, I would have a story for you.

Probably.

Please, somebody ask about 3rd nipples...and 4th (seriously...make it a question of the day & I'll post photos that'll make your ancestors shudder)

T.I.P. 11-08-2007 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lukkucairi (Post 367812)

^^ clearly the picture of an icthyologist who has to hand in his dissertation day after tomorrow

brightpearl 11-08-2007 03:27 PM

^I wonder if he has 3 nipples.

brightpearl 11-08-2007 08:33 PM

once and future


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