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Coffee 08-27-2004 12:18 AM

I think perhaps surgery's the answer
and go back being a pole dancer
a silicone shake
and dollars I'll make
from a quick visit with the enhancer

zenbabe 08-27-2004 01:12 AM

Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?

Smartypants 08-27-2004 02:24 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.

zenbabe 08-27-2004 02:45 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver

trisherina 08-27-2004 02:48 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,

zenbabe 08-27-2004 02:54 AM

"Who's shocked that I just poured some wine?"
said the surgeon one morning 'round nine.
I'll need some help with my liver
And my hands might both shiver,
But it looks like your breast's are benign

Smartypants 08-27-2004 03:04 AM

LOL!

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 05:28 AM

I really am sick of starting these off

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2004 07:02 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:13 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled

Hyakujo's Fox 08-28-2004 07:38 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:54 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

Smartypants 08-28-2004 07:55 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 09:20 AM

I really am sick of starting these off
And it's starting to hassle my hoff
Now my gomer's so pyled
and my X has been filed
Just don't touch my remote. Hey! Hands off!

OMG Excellent!

madasacutsnake 08-28-2004 09:21 AM

Since the Snake just can't take it, I'll start.
Don't infer I'm a p*ssy you old fart!


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