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craig johnston 04-25-2006 03:44 PM



lapietra 04-25-2006 06:09 PM

from this blog:

At 4:16 PM, Anonymous said...

Careful Chet soup is hot.

At 5:10 PM, Anonymous said...

soup not hot. soup wash hands.

chet's frend.

At 11:01 AM, Anonymous said...

Noooo Chet that soAp

At 10:40 AM, Anonymous said...

Oh. No wonder my mouth taste funny.

Jack Flanders 04-26-2006 06:07 PM

I've found a supplier!!!!

Now there's no excuse!!!!

Frieda 04-27-2006 08:01 AM

this usa woman on tv referring to people with a dark skin in the NLs as "african americans"


Max Headroom 04-27-2006 06:37 PM

I once saw a similar instance (on amazing race) where some USA type was lost in euro land and could not get directions. Starting complaining about "foreigners"

Frieda 04-28-2006 06:23 AM

the wall of this new villa in the town of Woerden in the NLs:

it says "LUL", which means dick.

how cool is that?? if it was my house i would've kept it :D
anyway, they chopped it out and it now looks like this:

just a bunch of boring bricks :rolleyes:

ambo 04-28-2006 08:22 PM

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

ambo 04-28-2006 08:29 PM

Okay, to be fair, this also made me frown :mad:

JesusTitties 04-28-2006 11:36 PM

Smartypants 04-29-2006 09:50 PM

From an online religious advice Web page:

"God has commanded us to 'Go Forth and Multipy' and therefore rampant sex and orgies are clearly NOT sinful. The only catch here is that by participating in homosexual sex you will be unable (by definition) to multiply - thus incurring God's wrath. If however, you were to recite your multiplication tables (i.e. 2x2=4, 3x3=9...) while engaging in homosexual sex then that would certainly satisfy the requirement and prevent any potential 'Wrath of God' type lighting strikes."

Jack Flanders 04-29-2006 09:52 PM

:) :) A quiet day here, huh?

surflugen 05-02-2006 07:07 PM

Saw this on the side of Golds Gym today"

If you are not satisfied after 30 days, We will give your old body back"

Max Headroom 05-02-2006 08:53 PM

At the gym today, got off the machine, went to spray it down. The spray thing was on "stream." I shot some hottie beside me right in the face with it.... It was awesome... bust a gut laughing

smellyrayzin 05-02-2006 10:28 PM

oh stephen colbert... how i love you.

Klassic Kolbert

Jack Flanders 05-03-2006 01:21 AM

Wow! That kiss!!

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