Kaiser?

Hot cross?
Scotch bap?
Crusty?
Dinner?
Whole WHEAT?

Hoagie?

Why all the fuss? As long as people are toasting, the bread will stay alive.

zenbabies the last thing we knead is for this to become another bread killers bread

Pita!

Now that this bread has been amply buttered I don't know if I should toast anymore.

bannocks

Something for you to chew on while you wait for the toaster to pop.

Nuff dry old pop tarts.
I'm lactose intolerant. I like toasts that don't require a glass of milk to be enjoyed.

So here's some hot wet french toast for you. ;)

Je m'amuse! +3!

I've been here awhile pressing my nose against the bakery window, I just had to take some time deciding what I felt like toasting.

I am rather serious about bread, afterall.

I think because I will never make it to the darkroom (if it even exists anymore, who knows really, and what is it anyway?) I will always be a perpetually new toaster and therefore will toast. Here.
I'd like to think that because I only toast cornbread most of the time anyway, it gives other, newbier toasters the courage to jump in and ask the questions without fear, toasting more exotic breads than I could ever dream of. Besides, if I've toasted this long, anyone can.

So Mr. Zero, if I want to be a hip, accepted toaster, what are the rules for toasting breads?

*practices time, temperature and concentration*

voice and diction still kneads work here

:p

JOHNNYCAKE!!

PATTYCAKE ;)

Miss Spelt Braids.

Brynne, the dark breads are boring, they exist but but are often ignored since they don't taste as good as fresh, sweet breads do.

It's been a while since I toasted. . . .Starting new breads, toasting in them all night long, until all of the breads were mine.....now that's toasting!

Top Cat was doing that one night or trying to until I started toasting. He was a tad pissed. :D

You've really gone too far when all the breads are your breads and all the last toasts are your toasts. Breads with toasts and tosted breads, all at the same time? Now that's toasting.

You betcha NOXX. Top Cat was soooo impressed.

ooh ooh! I'm a new toaster!

Look at my shiny shiny chrome*.



*Not sure how 'chrome' really fits into the metaphor you were creating. sorry.

look at my tiny toast mount?

no. that doesn't really work.

♪ CHROME IF YOU WANT TOOOOOO ♪♪

:o sorry

it's working for me! i'm feeling all warm and fuzzy :) :confused: :mad:

shake that tiny toast mount!

i know nothing of such matters!


all i did was click on the the "bake new bread" button and immediately start toasting


you're welcome rumoko but please tie up your tiny toast mount outside

♪♪CHROME AROUND THE WHIRLED♪♪

♪ TAKE A DIP TO CHIP TOAST IT THROUGH THE WIL-DER-NEEE-HESS ♪♪

:mad: shutup you're startling rumoko's tiny toast mount

^^^^^^^^^
mother's pride

Ok, here is my very first toast, just to check the toaster settings before I try more interesting breads.

I hope it doesn't get burned...

creepysheepy welcome we look forward to when you bake interesting breads - take your time, look around


this is great!!

it's awesomazing! :) :) :)



wait-- what's that smell :eek:

too late. now you have to live with it or lie on it.

i want to toast in this bread but i knead to think of something to say first. wheat's a girl to dough?

I'd throw in my baguette but I'm afraid it would cost me alot of pain...

Holy Pita bread, bakers man!! There's loafs of fresh toast here!!!