New qotd:

How do you like your eggs?

cheezy eggs !

hard boiled, sliced on bread with a bit of thick egg mayo

^ooh they want to ban those! bastards! :mad:

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what might the surprise be hidden inside zormix's kinder SURPRISE! egg?

a lil' plastic arse :)

it's a time capsule from 1961

more chocolate, I hope

a changeling baby

An egg nipper, a fantastic set of egg cups (she's always had a fantastic set of egg cups, our razomrix), and some buttered toast soldiers.

Heimlich maneuver practice for a friend

read about it

Given "who" left it there, there must also be this inside..

Is it?

what, again?

Sorry zero, "thats not my department".

and so what is your department then mo, pray tell.. hmmmm?

hm.......

i am not original

you, dear mo, ARE original..

"thought one up?" What do I look like, a microwave oven? :mad:

^that made me laugh. :D

I dunno ezra, I do most of my thinking down these days, you know?
downright
down and dirty
and down to the nitty gritty

i'll thinkof one then

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how many of your 9 lives have you already used up?

"... your 9 lives ..." what do i look like, a microwave cat? :mad:

^:D

Well, I used up at least one when I almost got canned by that truck on New Year's Day this year...no other really close calls that I know of.

I'm going to say four, Bob.

- youthful indiscretion
- the time I was on my way to a funeral and a gravel truck went ERRRR! and the driver jumped out waving his arms and jumping up and down because I had made a right turn directly into his path
- the period between the preliminary hearing and the trial date
- adult indiscretion

at least 11. probably going on 13.

unfortunately, i only have 1 and i've already used up much of it.. i hope i still have a wee bit to go ;)

well let's see

bitten by 20 wasps as a wee kid
cliff climbing with flip flops
losing a wheel on the autobahn
going face to face with a semi-trailer truck in Spain

there are undoubtedly other ones

i'd say i've used up at least 5 or 6

Until the day I wake up looking at fluorescent hospital lighting fixtures...i'm gonna say 0...and knock on wood.

I have used the nine already
and am here to tell you:
-that old saying is just a wives tale.