In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.
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In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F :)
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in hell, you are hung over at a café and your huevos rancheros never arrive
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In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.
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In hell the cat always wants out.
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in hell, all buildings are constructed of permeable material so when it rains, it rains everywhere
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In hell there are no women that can make people laugh.
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in hell, you've been eating beef jerky and the truck stops do not sell dental floss
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in ell tere's no letter ''
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In hell not only is there no letter but no letters of either type and "Mr. Postman" (Beatles tune) is on continual loop
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In hell the guy next to you doesn't like The Beatles as much as you do. :)
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In hell Bush is still president.
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In hell, the fellow sitting next to you begins banging his head on the wall in time with the Beatles music and three weeks later he is still going strong.
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In hell smoke always gets in your eyes
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in hell, all the newbies change handles when they hit 113 posts :)
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In hell there are no passing lanes.
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In hell you vote with your feet, and no other way.
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In hell, your roommate snore, has terrible dog breath and B.O.
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In hell there are no comedians except the three stooges.
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In hell, everyone else is those kind of people
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In hell, every second of your whole life is posted on Youtube
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In hell, broadband is coming soon
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On hell there are no computers and more specifically there is no zefrank message bored. ;)
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IN that should read In ''hell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ''
sorry so sloppy `_` |
ok once and for all:
In hell O past! O happy life! O songs of joy! —Walt Whitman |
In hell there are no computers and more specifically there is no zefrank message board.
I stand corrected |
larry, just between you and me, we got a very serious problem with the people taking care of the place. they turned out to be completely unreliable assholes.
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in hell, the ibuprofen doesn't work.
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In hell, the only sheets for the bed are 200 count polyester blend, and don't quite fit the bottom mattress.
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In hell every morning is Friday morning, Saturday tantalizingly just out of reach.
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In hell women speak in latin and everyone of them has a different approach to sounding out the same word, making them only slightly less understandable.
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In hell, someone's always on a harangue about the syballent "s".
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in hell, the freight trains go by your window all night and quit around 6am just as you've got to wake up for class
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In hell, giant rabbits continually steal our ice cream cones.
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In hell, bedbugs are found in every bed and are, in fact, a protected species.
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In hell, your toaster only has one setting - Burnt Toast
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In hell, everyone chain-smokes. What's to lose?
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In hell juice is only 1% bona fide juice and milk is 99% fat.
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