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MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 02:20 PM

In hell your father tells you that your Great Aunt owned one third controlling interest in Pabst Blue Ribbon Frewery but gave it to her church when she died.

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 02:22 PM

In hell all the children have to work 2-4 hours a fay tying ble ribbons on veer bottles (to keep them out of M I S C H I E F :)

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 02:52 PM

in hell, you are hung over at a café and your huevos rancheros never arrive

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 03:45 PM

In jell wen ladies get tojetjer in te parlor tey ave no clue ow to play bride cannot tink of anytin to say to eac oter and never lauj at all.

brightpearl 07-17-2008 05:24 PM

In hell the cat always wants out.

YsaPur EsChomuw 07-17-2008 05:35 PM

in hell, all buildings are constructed of permeable material so when it rains, it rains everywhere

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 06:04 PM

In hell there are no women that can make people laugh.

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 06:33 PM

in hell, you've been eating beef jerky and the truck stops do not sell dental floss

Hyakujo's Fox 07-17-2008 09:57 PM

in ell tere's no letter ''

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 10:07 PM

In hell not only is there no letter but no letters of either type and "Mr. Postman" (Beatles tune) is on continual loop
(cassette :)

brightpearl 07-17-2008 10:09 PM

In hell the guy next to you doesn't like The Beatles as much as you do. :)

Marcus Bales 07-17-2008 10:32 PM

In hell Bush is still president.

MoJoRiSin 07-17-2008 10:32 PM

In hell, the fellow sitting next to you begins banging his head on the wall in time with the Beatles music and three weeks later he is still going strong.

Marcus Bales 07-17-2008 10:48 PM

In hell smoke always gets in your eyes

lukkucairi 07-17-2008 11:29 PM

in hell, all the newbies change handles when they hit 113 posts :)

Coffee 07-18-2008 01:05 AM

In hell there are no passing lanes.

trisherina 07-18-2008 01:34 AM

In hell you vote with your feet, and no other way.

treekisser 07-18-2008 01:11 PM

In hell, your roommate snore, has terrible dog breath and B.O.

MoJoRiSin 07-20-2008 10:57 AM

In hell there are no comedians except the three stooges.

Hyakujo's Fox 07-29-2008 01:00 PM

In hell, everyone else is those kind of people

treekisser 07-29-2008 01:02 PM

In hell, every second of your whole life is posted on Youtube

Hyakujo's Fox 07-29-2008 01:16 PM

In hell, broadband is coming soon

MoJoRiSin 07-29-2008 01:44 PM

On hell there are no computers and more specifically there is no zefrank message bored. ;)

MoJoRiSin 07-29-2008 01:45 PM

IN that should read In ''hell,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ''
sorry so sloppy `_`

MoJoRiSin 07-29-2008 01:46 PM

ok once and for all:

In hell
O past! O happy life! O songs of joy!
—Walt Whitman

MoJoRiSin 07-29-2008 01:47 PM

In hell there are no computers and more specifically there is no zefrank message board.

I stand corrected

zero 07-29-2008 01:52 PM

larry, just between you and me, we got a very serious problem with the people taking care of the place. they turned out to be completely unreliable assholes.

12"razormix 07-29-2008 01:54 PM

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lukkucairi 07-29-2008 07:57 PM

in hell, the ibuprofen doesn't work.

Brynn 08-01-2008 01:17 PM

In hell, the only sheets for the bed are 200 count polyester blend, and don't quite fit the bottom mattress.

Coffee 08-01-2008 01:59 PM

In hell every morning is Friday morning, Saturday tantalizingly just out of reach.

monkeyknifightz 08-02-2008 02:41 PM

In hell women speak in latin and everyone of them has a different approach to sounding out the same word, making them only slightly less understandable.

Brynn 08-03-2008 05:18 AM

In hell, someone's always on a harangue about the syballent "s".

lukkucairi 08-04-2008 10:34 AM

in hell, the freight trains go by your window all night and quit around 6am just as you've got to wake up for class

brightpearl 08-04-2008 12:30 PM

In hell, giant rabbits continually steal our ice cream cones.

treekisser 08-04-2008 01:06 PM

In hell, bedbugs are found in every bed and are, in fact, a protected species.

monkeyknifightz 08-04-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by treekisser (Post 395521)
In hell, bedbugs are found in every bed and are, in fact, a protected species.

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In hell there are 15 minute commercials and 2 minute shows.

clubsamwich 08-05-2008 02:05 PM

In hell, your toaster only has one setting - Burnt Toast

treekisser 08-05-2008 08:08 PM

In hell, everyone chain-smokes. What's to lose?

monkeyknifightz 08-06-2008 11:45 AM

In hell juice is only 1% bona fide juice and milk is 99% fat.


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