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Frieda 09-23-2009 03:48 PM

Brynn 09-23-2009 04:04 PM

the nadir of western civilization to occur today

Hyakujo's Fox 03-11-2010 10:34 AM


brightpearl 03-11-2010 11:24 AM

^The other day I was feeling so proud of myself for finding a pair of squishily awesome moccasins marked way down to $7, and then when I got home, I realized they said "Jessica Simpson" on the inside.

I voluntarily purchased something that was approved by Jessica Simpson.

In my defense, I did think the silver bedazzler bits on the toes were a bit tacky, but I decided I could live with them for $7.

Now I think that maybe Billy Corgan and I have fallen prey to her evil wily voodoo charms, which involve coating a black rooster in glitter gloss and shooing it several times back and forth across the grave of Janis Joplin.

brightpearl 03-11-2010 11:25 AM

No one is safe.

Brynn 03-15-2010 02:40 PM

Forget Jessica. She's harmless, and shoes are not the worst thing for bedazzlers to appear on. But that John Mayer's a gi-normous tool. At least your moccasins don't say "John Mayer" on them.

MoJoRiSin 03-15-2010 02:49 PM

i was going to post this :
"I would have to agree" < (to js being harmless that is)

but then i re-read the first paragraph of
"The Age" article

Jessica Simpson has a Show called
"The Price of Beauty"

Mo says get me the frig out of here !

MoJoRiSin 03-15-2010 02:50 PM

^^:D :D :D

Brynn 03-30-2010 04:08 PM

Brynn 06-24-2010 08:14 PM

Feeling very serious about this thread today....
Gulf of Mexico Sea Floor may be "fractured beyond repair" according to Russian scientists

Brynn 01-08-2011 11:16 PM

If you go to that YouTube page, you'll see that this sort of thing has been happening with increasing frequency since 2007 in many more places than I'd first imagined. the most recent incident was in Arizona.

Frieda 05-12-2011 08:21 PM

My phone correcting chu to Chuck and norr to Norris

brightpearl 05-21-2011 07:35 PM

I figure pretty much anyone who frequents this board will still be firmly planted on earth tomorrow, so I thought I'd leave a list of events scheduled for The Day After in case you need something to do.

Learn Hip-Hop in Tallahasse for only $15

Buy a gently used genuine moose hide hat at the Citywide Garage Sale in Caribou, Maine

Inexplicably enjoy a taste of Argentina in Surrey

If you hurry, you can still catch the last day of the Nihon Sumo Kyokai Technical Exam Exhibition in Tokyo

Carb load on potato pirozhki and then run the Luzhniki marathon in Moscow

I strongly suggest the chicken and waffles at the All-You-Can-Eat Sunday Brunch at the Harwood 609 Jazz Club in Dallas

Have a bubble tea at the Pacific Rim Street Fest in Sacramento

Marcus Bales 05-22-2011 10:16 AM

Just when you finally adapt your
phone and computer to capture
your data you find
you're not left behind
you're ascending in some god-damned rapture.

Frieda 08-01-2011 02:29 PM

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