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Brynn 11-14-2008 03:09 PM

Thanks, doc. All very nice until somebody throws a hip out.

brightpearl 11-14-2008 03:19 PM

T'was a nice thought stephi, but it reminded me that I have to write a 10 page, single spaced paper on berries within the next couple of weeks.

It sounds like a joke, doesn't it?
Alas.
Maybe it would help to have some elderberry wine.

brightpearl 11-21-2008 11:18 PM

Is the bra open?

I'm looking to buy some Skittles.

lukkucairi 11-21-2008 11:22 PM

ooh, no skittles...



...but we're having a pinewood derby down at the VFW this evening - everyone's invited :)


brightpearl 12-26-2008 07:12 PM

I need some warm milk.

And my blankie.
I need my blankie.

Frieda 12-26-2008 07:42 PM

dude. i just survived the family xmas party at my place. i don't have warm milk, but my cousin's gf makes a mean chocolate cake.. it's in the fridge.. or you could try the fruit punch, it has the sudden extra punch aftermath because my aunt used a double dose of all the liquors in her cabinet :D

brightpearl 12-26-2008 07:55 PM

M'kay I'll take some cake.

Thanks.
:o

Frieda 12-26-2008 08:04 PM

here you go:



looks good, doesn't it? :)

brightpearl 12-26-2008 09:17 PM

Yes, it does.
Are those cherries?
I like cherries.

brightpearl 12-26-2008 09:18 PM

And maybe I will have a cup of that punch after all. :o

You know, for medicinal purposes.
I have laryngitis.

Frieda 12-26-2008 10:04 PM

mm cherries and a bit of cream!

oh, laryngitis? then there's only one solution, this nice bottle of port i have right here :) warm, fruity and a little bit oaky too.. use 2 small glasses at least once a day ;)


feel better soon! *hugs*

Stephi_B 01-09-2009 09:51 AM

It's never too early (or too late for that matter) to start drinking & singing :D



♫ ♪ ♫

What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning?

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in bed with the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keep him there and make him paler, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the grog barrel til hes pickled, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Soak him in oil til hes grown flippers, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Keelhaul him til hes sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×)
Early in the morning

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×)
Early in the morning!

Have you smelled the captain's daughter? (1×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×)
Early in the morning!

Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×)
Early in the morning!

That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×)
Early in the morning!


♫ ♪ ♫

YsaPur EsChomuw 01-09-2009 09:58 AM

Coffee, you better not get drunk here today...



Drink this. Quick!

Stephi_B 01-09-2009 10:31 AM

Ah, coffee, that's a good idea *hicks*
'tis rum is nice 'n old 'n all, a real treasure it is!, but damn cold,
so let's see here's the coffee recipe:


:) *innocent-drunken smile*

brightpearl 01-09-2009 10:50 AM

I have a conversation hangover.

Hair o' the dog maybe...
Bratender, a banana-tungsten martini, please.
Not shaken, stirred very gently.
Actually, don't stir it at all. It would probably be better to rely on Brownian motion.


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