Thanks, doc. All very nice until somebody throws a hip out.
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T'was a nice thought stephi, but it reminded me that I have to write a 10 page, single spaced paper on berries within the next couple of weeks.
It sounds like a joke, doesn't it? Alas. Maybe it would help to have some elderberry wine.  |
Is the bra open?
I'm looking to buy some Skittles. |
ooh, no skittles...
 ...but we're having a pinewood derby down at the VFW this evening - everyone's invited :)  |
I need some warm milk.
And my blankie. I need my blankie. |
dude. i just survived the family xmas party at my place. i don't have warm milk, but my cousin's gf makes a mean chocolate cake.. it's in the fridge.. or you could try the fruit punch, it has the sudden extra punch aftermath because my aunt used a double dose of all the liquors in her cabinet :D
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M'kay I'll take some cake.
Thanks. :o |
here you go:
 looks good, doesn't it? :) |
Yes, it does.
Are those cherries? I like cherries. |
And maybe I will have a cup of that punch after all. :o
You know, for medicinal purposes. I have laryngitis. |
mm cherries and a bit of cream!
oh, laryngitis? then there's only one solution, this nice bottle of port i have right here :) warm, fruity and a little bit oaky too.. use 2 small glasses at least once a day ;) feel better soon! *hugs* |
It's never too early (or too late for that matter) to start drinking & singing :D
 ♫ ♪ ♫ What shall we do with a drunken sailor, (3×) Early in the morning? Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in bed with the captain's daughter, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Take him and shake him and try and wake him, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Make him kiss the gardeners daughter, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the scupper with a hosepipe on him, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the longboat til he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Keep him there and make him paler, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the pickle barrel til he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the grog barrel til hes pickled, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Throw him in the bilge and make him drink it, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Hang him from the mast like a jolly roger, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Soak him in oil til hes grown flippers, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Keelhaul him til hes sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Stick him in a bag and beat him senseless, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the brig until he's sober, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Slap him around and call him Suzie, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! You haven't seen the captain's daughter, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in the crow's nest and watch him fall down, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in a leaky boat an' make 'im bail 'er, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put 'im in the back of the paddywagon, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Give 'im a dose of salt and water, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Give 'im a taste of the bosun's rope-end, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Stick on 'is back a mustard plaster, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Heave him by the leg in a running bowline, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Tie him to the taffrail when she’s yardarm under, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Set him polishing up the brasswork, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! 'Round with the rum and scotch and whiskey, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! God Speed, The whales are comin', (3x) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Go to the market and buy some apples, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Hang him from the yardarm til he dangles, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Scratch his back with a Cat o' Nine Tails, (3×) Early in the morning Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Have seen the captain's daughter? (2×) Early in the morning! Have you smelled the captain's daughter? (1×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the Head with his skivies on backwards, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Put him in the hull with an angry weasel, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoist him aboard with a running bowline, (3×) Early in the morning! Hoo–ray and up she rises, (3×) Early in the morning! That’s what we’ll do with a drunken sailor, (3×) Early in the morning! ♫ ♪ ♫ |
Coffee, you better not get drunk here today...
 Drink this. Quick! |
Ah, coffee, that's a good idea *hicks*
'tis rum is nice 'n old 'n all, a real treasure it is!, but damn cold, so let's see here's the coffee recipe:  :) *innocent-drunken smile* |
I have a conversation hangover.
Hair o' the dog maybe... Bratender, a banana-tungsten martini, please. Not shaken, stirred very gently. Actually, don't stir it at all. It would probably be better to rely on Brownian motion. |
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