Dear Mr. Zefrank
 

---Might I please have your babies?

I was sent "smallworld" in an email the other day and have enjoyed the rest of your site thoroughly. Also, rest assured you and your site have been passed around like a venetian fire hound to all of the people I felt worthy of a good time.

XOXO,
tami sparks

Zenbabe,

Stop creating all these new screen names and asking Ze this question over and over and over.

Sheesh! You're like a broken record! And now you want to have his babIES?! Plural?!

Leave the poor man alone!

SP

Maybe Ze should make this the next contest.

Zen,

You are cheating on me now? And worse... using an alias? Like John Smith?

HEHEHEHEH

alright alright alright!! I just thought a name like tami sparks would talk him into it!

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!

What?!? Don't listen to them Mr. Zefrank - - -

...and zenbabe, you better watch your back ho, you've got some competition now.

Doesn't it get old? I mean wanting to have someone's baby that you only know through their creations?
:rolleyes:

That's all she wants...one of his creations ;)

I wonder if she'll call him Mr. Zefrank in bed?

Well, I think most of the stuff on his site speaks a lot for zefrank's personality.

I think what really got me was the "humiliation dance" for his cat.
I'm a sucker for the funny.

could make it kinky.....

"I wonder if she'll call him Mr. Zefrank in bed?"

-you're damn right I would.

You do realize his name is Ze Frank, don't you? Therefore it probably would be better to call him Mr. Frank in bed.

Although the manipulation of the last name could be entertaining "Frank-ly my dear, I don't give a damn."

You might have wanted to try a subtler tact than posting on his board.

I dunno' but I doubt Ze's gonna' see your post and think 'Yeah! That's the mother of my children!'