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zero 09-20-2007 03:24 PM

question of the day ?
question for today*:

can you wear a hat?

* no answering or discussing this question after today. at midnight somebody must pose a new question of the day ?

craig johnston 09-20-2007 03:30 PM

no, cos of big nose.


Jack Flanders 09-20-2007 03:34 PM

no - gives me a headache

zero 09-20-2007 03:47 PM


Originally Posted by craig johnston (Post 362599)
no, cos of big nose.


try the new adjustable nose-hats

seebe 09-20-2007 03:50 PM

No, they make my head to hot.

T.I.P. 09-20-2007 04:04 PM

I can wear a hat, but I don't usually enjoy it.

zero 09-20-2007 04:08 PM

dearie me

what a miserable bunch

Jack Flanders 09-20-2007 04:11 PM


Originally Posted by Jack Flanders (Post 362600)
no - gives me a headache

which in turn makes me want to barf

especially this one:

and this one:

craig johnston 09-20-2007 04:32 PM



T.I.P. 09-20-2007 05:16 PM

i like to wear a russian chapka when i drink vodka. does that count as hat wearing ?

brightpearl 09-20-2007 05:28 PM

^most definitely. It's the best kind of hat-wearing. I've noticed it gets better as the evening wears on.

For some reason the effect is heightened if the vodka has been stored in the freezer. Perhaps it's some kind of quantum linking between the vodka molecules and the hat molecules.

Hyakujo's Fox 09-20-2007 05:43 PM

Generally I find wearing hats too ironic, and I have a big head.

auntie aubrey 09-20-2007 06:21 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 362598)
can you wear a hat?

while i certainly can, in that i have the ability, i choose not to. i possess a certain sensory defensiveness that makes me strongly opposed to the sensation of many types of accessories, including hats. baseball caps, in particular, feel particularly offensive. the defensiveness in my head region seems to be specific to a small area halfway between my ears and my occipital bone on both sides. i warn you now, if we ever meet in this lifetime, don't even dream of touching me there. i will haikeeba anyone who wants to touch that specific area of my scalp.

so the only way i could conceive of voluntarily wearing a hat without obsessing over how badly i want to take it off, is if there were notches cut in the fabric to expose that midway point between ears and occipital on both sides.

and that would just be a damn ugly hat.

madasacutsnake 09-20-2007 06:25 PM

The annual hat comes out on the first Tuesday in November. Otherwise, no.

Tunesmith 09-20-2007 07:07 PM


Originally Posted by zero (Post 362598)
can you wear a hat?

Yeah, but i've never enjoyed it; something about the way that you're judged based on your method of wearing a baseball cap. i grew up thinking that jocks wore their brims bent upwards, skaters turned it to the side, the rebellious kids flattened their brims, and 'cause I never associated myself with any of these groups, i just stopped wearing hats.

Which is kind of stupid, in retrospect, because I have really fair skin... :rolleyes:

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