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zenbabe 09-21-2003 09:25 PM

There once was a magical mirror
I saw the image within it grow clearer
It was thicker and longer
and quite a bit stronger
It was John Holmes and I soon ran in fear!

funkytuba 09-23-2003 01:31 AM

My panda is not too bright

nycwriters 09-23-2003 01:39 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight

rapscalious rob 09-23-2003 01:58 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape

Audreyvgs 09-23-2003 07:25 AM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape

dinzdale 09-23-2003 02:17 PM

My panda is not too bright
His underwear's far too tight
itís stretched out of shape
whats inside might escape
He's looking like Beale, what a fright!

Hyakujo's Fox 09-24-2003 07:22 AM

My pants are green corduroy

nycwriters 09-24-2003 02:50 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy

slurpeedemon 09-24-2003 04:40 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.

Audreyvgs 09-24-2003 06:46 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em

funkytuba 09-24-2003 09:07 PM

My pants are green corduroy
They've been worn by Jerry and Roy
Who neglected to wash 'em.
and now the flies nosh 'em
It seems I've caught on to their ploy

nycwriters 09-24-2003 09:44 PM

There once was a very funky tuba

Audreyvgs 09-24-2003 09:57 PM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba

zenbabe 09-24-2003 11:34 PM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White

nycwriters 09-25-2003 01:57 AM

There once was a very funky tuba
who went to the left coast to scuba
When he saw a Great White
So he put up a fight


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