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zero 03-10-2005 12:21 PM

teh photos we failed to take

here is a picture i didn't take of mighty oil platforms off the coast of scotland suggesting other-worldly robots illuminated in the blackness of the north-sea night as my helicopter was flying due east at two thousand feet above the raging waves

12"razormix 03-10-2005 01:01 PM

you goofball! :p

zero 03-10-2005 01:12 PM

lol heehhah

here's a picture i missed of an elderly man in an orange "SECURITY GUARD" raincoat looking glum and pushing a shopping trolley across a pedestrian crossing. as you can't see, the trolley is filled with three large boxes bearing the word "socks"

zero 03-10-2005 01:21 PM


abstract with brussels-sprout

there was something about the way the sunlight light was hitting it caught my eye

zefrank 03-10-2005 01:29 PM

the way i was standing made the reflection look like the tractor was coming out of my butt.

dinzdale 03-10-2005 04:24 PM

Here is a picture I took of the Nolan Sisters skinny dipping from the back of my yacht. In the background is the lighthouse at Alexandria.

dinzdale 03-10-2005 04:40 PM

...and here is my friend Pammy getting her massive tits out.

In the background is the Zigurat of Ur.

zero 03-10-2005 05:29 PM

^^ wow!!

you've failed beautifully to capture a moment in either of those professor dinzdale - thanks for sharing!!

now, here's one i never took at teh mcvities biscuit factory in high wycombe of a mannequin with a motorised mouth to test the amount of crumbs biscuits produce. it's called the "crumb test dummy" and tests which baking techniques produce the most crumbs

and then seconds later i did not take this one:

it's not of liz ashdown - mcvitie's brand manager - just after she'd said something like "eating lots of biscuits is obviously an enjoyable prospect for most people but we haven't yet found a human who can test on this scale,"

craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:32 PM

oh no, you've mentioned mcvities!
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives
plain chocolate digestives

zefrank 03-10-2005 05:35 PM

i didn't take this shot of a cruise ship that had the word's "blow me" graffitied on its side.

craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:40 PM

one i never took of me eating a freshly dunked plain
chocolate digestive and smiling really manically because
i am in heaven, thus not on earth and unable to take
pictures also cos my hands are full and a dunked plain
chocolate digestive is a delicate thing.

btw only mcvities, accept no imitations.

zero 03-10-2005 05:56 PM


self-portrait with radio mast


craig johnston 03-10-2005 05:59 PM

oh, it's a 'radio mast' is it?! i was wondering mr z.

dinzdale 03-10-2005 06:23 PM

A black and white portrait of Lenin, reading a copy of Razzle.

zero 03-10-2005 06:24 PM

in this picture that i failed to take in london yesterday there's a sharp-suited pimp, saying "do you work here?" to a woman in jeans and a "boob-tube".

i failed to take the photo just as i was about to get on the double decker bus (also not pictured)

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