new!¿q?: now that water has been found on the moon, what might be some of the side-effects of drinking this NEW! moon water? |
It'll give us all flying dreams anytime we want them.
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a cure for heartbreak
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chicken feet
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moon faced ness
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snow
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the growth of mandelbulbs on the forehead and the back of the hands
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^ drinking bilge water does that too.
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a fanciful light headedness
gradually leading to lunacy and premature cratering. |
Oh god i've never told anyone this before but i might as well admit it: i've written ... poetry
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Following the imbibing of new! moon water
one begins thinking that there is a meaning behind the actual meaning of everything especially this :: n e w !* m o o n w a t e r which leads to this :: t h e c o w j u m p e d o v e r t h e m o o which leads to rereading about shtetls which makes mo feel needed for some reason she can't explain *exclamation point[/color] |
mo have you been hitting the New!moonwaterNew! bottle? |
well not in the usual way !!
The soul of all is one soul, and the truth is one truth, under whatever religion it is hidden. Bowl of Saki, by Hazrat Inayat Khan ps mo has only been drucnk twice in her life once at 15 once at 24 that is all she is going to say about this matter |
^that zazrat fellow sure sounds platitudinous |
Poverty...as the shipping costs will be prohibitive for all but the very silver spooned.
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i sneeze about 5-10 times a day in non-hay fever season
i am told i have a cat's sneeze-- i tend to try not to produce so many decibels so i burst out in smaller portions. or something. also, it helps if you're eating and have to sneeze. it's safer that way. |
i sneeze zero times a day when i do not have a cold
i sneeze not too quietly nor to loudly into the sleeve of my right arm (shirt) when i do this may or may not be useful:: you may have a sever allergy to dustmites if you suddenly start having a runny nose day in day out that doesn't go away even if it appears to be food related ^my husband suffered for 1+years (basically subsisting on pinto beans quinoa and vegatables) before being properly diagnosed. mo's 2c worth : ) |
Hayfever so lots of sneezes. I sound like Donald Duck.
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A loud pfffttss! accompanied by a generous spray of dispersed saliva and/or snot droplets; not everyday nor weekly; when I have a cold, but more often in the summer, especially when I'm enthralled by the sun.
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No matter the season or illness, it's always a thunderous explosion that even scares the crap out of my pets and rattles the windows. For my own enjoyment (mostly when alone) I'll blend the word "shit" on the end. I consider it the nasal BIG "O"!!! :D ;)
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Hahaha!!! I'm now in a sneezing cycle and I'm seeing what other words I can say!!! WOW!!!! I'm a potty mouth!
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we're related, Jackie ;) prior to this I always thought I got my sneezing style from my parents, who are both exploders...my dad's family in particular. I sneeze three times in a row, almost as a rule; he usually sneezed several times (he claimed the average was 12) and said that his mother rarely sneezed fewer than 20 times once she got going. Dad would sneeze and sneeze, and then the last one would fade off into "ahooooOOOOoie!" as if he were some sort of cartoon character. I just end my sneezing sessions with "aaaachfwk!" |
it's a pity we humans haven't evolutionarily adaptated ours sneeze to be something more useful, such as our names. |
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I'm told I have a small sneeze that actually sounds like "achoo." Mostly allergy-related.
Sometimes I sneeze and cough at the same time, which is really alarming. Hard to breathe. My dad does it too. |
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you're a fun guy for sure, periwinkle... life & soul of the party.. but, anyway, err, excuse me, i have to go mix and mingle, see you later, k? |
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New question of the day:
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No darling, never entirely.
But it is safe enough to be happy despite. |
No.
But it's not safety you should be after, either. |
no no no, not at all, no
but you've learned to defend yourself :) now teach others. |
trust me. of course it is
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Yes, it is. Can't say the same about you, though.
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ok, I've changed my mind - it's perfectly safe :p
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Nope. And that's what makes it so much fun.
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trust, but verify
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¿ do you karaoke ?
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hell, yeah!
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