Oddly, I'm having difficulty answering both this question and the one before it.
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frieda, where's your shoe shop?
i don't regret coming to berlin one bit. :) |
Things have a way of working out rather well when all is said and done, so it's hard to regret much of anything if I think it through.
I am especially glad that I became a mother instead of sticking to my original plans. I'm happy about all the careful brainwashing I did to them when they were six, because now as teenagers, even though they don't appear to be listening to a word I say, they really are kind, generous, confident people who like themselves and have lots of friends who love them. I'm glad I stayed home 24/7 for a few years in order to figure out how to help them become that way, even though I was truly bored out of my skull at the time and couldn't wait for them to get older. |
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just a bit further down the street-- on the way to the supermarket. it's dangerous.. i go for groceries and sometimes i come back with shoes.. :rolleyes: :D i'll get you a pair ;) |
question for dinsdag 12 februari
who's the next uri geller? |
Frieda!
only you won't be a big faker, imho... |
No idea :confused:
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what did we do with the first one? have we misplaced him?
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^I think he misplaced himself...
Either that, or the Amazing Randi ate him. |
damn spoonbenders. can't keep track of 'em. :mad:
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Not Uri Geller, but clever:
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or maybe it's just gravity ;) uri wants a replacement-- some weird tv show is going around europe. i thought you guys already found the next uri, stephi?? |
^^ oh and derren brown clips always remind me of the ending of "the usual suspects"
it's pretty clever. i've never dared using it myself though. |
for today, wednesday 13th february the ¿ question of the day ? i ask you this:
besides eating it, what practical uses can you think of for 1 peanut? answer-me-do! |
As essential tool for a game of table-peanut-flipping.
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![]() doorstop for the tiny front door of, say, a wee mouse! |
a plug for a leaky nostril
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growing many more peanuts
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passenger in paper aeroplane
incidentally boys and girls, have you ever seen the minuscule-but-perfect little rabbit, very like the playboy bunny symbol, that exists inside each and every peanut? |
hurry up everybody - get your answers in... funkytubahhh will be here to funnily judge your answers ANY MINUTE NOW!!
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Um, don't most of us that have them only have one?
What? Oh...you said "peanut", nevermind. |
that tiny rabbit inside of every peanut has a name, you know - it's "Mr. Peanut."
He wears a monocle, carries a cane, and politely answers our most obscure questions about George Washington Carver. If the rim of your cereal bowl is wide enough, you can balance him on the edge so he can watch you eat your breakfast. |
here's the rabbit i'm talking about - a nice lady has written all about it:
http://www.andreadavies.com/rabbit.htm try it at home - it works NATURE IS SO AMAZING!! |
^That is by far the coolest thing I've seen in weeks.
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^You have to get out more.
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ammunition
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new question, cos the last one was so carp.
what is the carpist question you have ever been aksed? me: will you marry me? |
how dare you attempt to bring my ¿ question of the day ? about 1 peanut (to be very funnily judged by funktubaaaaah - it'll be hilarious, i kid you not) to a premature ending not even six hours after it was asked
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Oh my, I just came up with the most hilarious use of a peanut.
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BUT CRAIG JOHNSTON SPOILED IT
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i don't know about that there carp question. seems deviously underhanded to abscond with someone's answer-gathering opportunity.
as to the matter of the peanut: about 12 minutes of pure entertainment, if gifted to a dog. |
AAAHHHH
I'm allergic to peanuts, thanks. do carp like peanut butter? |
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squirrel bait
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listening to me when no one else will
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garnishing a nutty martini
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falling from the sky to make one wonder
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Easter egg for kid in poverty
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