my kitty can't seem to speak

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair

my kitty can't seem to speak
mouth's moving but voice is weak
her tail's in the air
she flicks it with flair
and thinks "I haven't been fed for a week"

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails

If I don't get coffee I'll swoon
and the mud shop is closed (it's noon)
I'll chew off my nails
but if all else fails
I'll play on my knees with a spoon

My favorite softdrink is Verners

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo

My favorite softdrink is Verners
It really fires up my burners
But my kidneys are blue
as I go to the loo
And my farts are always head-turners