This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me
Santa's using the church for his runway

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines
Where he took a quick leak and was gone

Now that this holiday's done

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given
The drifts are all driven
Some suicide now might be fun

But perhaps that's a little extreme

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream
Since what is absurder
Than talk of self murder
From boredom and low self-esteem?