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ambo 12-21-2005 02:09 PM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree

Hyakujo's Fox 12-23-2005 10:29 PM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me

dddrum 12-24-2005 10:12 AM

This year, Christmas falls on a Sunday
That won't change, though I guess there is ONE way...
So, let's go get the tree
Leave the driving to me
Santa's using the church for his runway

ambo 12-24-2005 03:26 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn

trisherina 12-25-2005 02:44 AM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)

ambo 12-25-2005 01:54 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines

dddrum 12-25-2005 06:38 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines

Hyakujo's Fox 12-25-2005 06:47 PM

The reindeer left tracks on the lawn
(Not an adult, just a fawn)
They were neat little lines
Running off to the pines
Where he took a quick leak and was gone

dddrum 12-25-2005 10:41 PM

Now that this holiday's done

trisherina 12-26-2005 12:35 AM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun

ambo 12-26-2005 03:53 AM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given

dddrum 12-26-2005 04:18 PM

Now that this holiday's done
I'll get out the key for my gun
My gifts are all given
The drifts are all driven
Some suicide now might be fun

Marcus Bales 12-26-2005 08:54 PM

But perhaps that's a little extreme

ambo 12-26-2005 09:24 PM

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream

Marcus Bales 12-27-2005 10:17 AM

But perhaps that's a little extreme
You could just go outside and scream
Since what is absurder
Than talk of self murder
From boredom and low self-esteem?


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