man from D.C.
 

1. There once was a man from D.C.

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

1. The day i got fired from work

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

1. While I was learning to dance

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants

I LOVED this one:

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'(

Just kidding, but do continue!

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'
5. With people that teach you to prance

1. I went to a group for support

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels
5. But those are a last resort

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day
5. But the diamond was dime one, you bet!

1. Oh my, where is the beef?

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way
5. I finally got some relief

1. I have this Apple Man

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack
5. And his skill with a watering can.
:p

1. There once was a girl with five cats

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan