'Well done!" said the goat to her kid

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny
if not very punny

'Well done!" said the goat to her kid
The punch line at which the kid hid
was sure to be funny,
if not very punny,
and shocking to even your id.


It's overcast, cold, and the rain

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme

It's overcast, cold, and the rain
makes me feel oh so urbane --
so urbane, in fact, I'm
at loss for exact rhyme
But I'll finish this off just the same.

He went from Australia to Spain

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange

He went from Australia to Spain
(not all of it traveled by plane)
and from down in the bilge
up through silver and orange
Came a smell he would never explain

His life was a strange saturnalia