But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance
In bell bottom pants

But down in apartment 2-I
It's guy-girl, girl-girl, and guy-guy
They're learning to dance
In bell bottom pants
and needing a threesome that's bi

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way
but since I can see

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way
but since I can see
your pink thong popping free

"In bell-bottom pants"? How outre!
I never have tried it that way --
but since I can see
your pink thong popping free --
I think that I very well may.

There once was a nun in a cloister

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed

There once was a nun in a cloister
Who found singing hymns made her moister
to the priest she confessed
as she slowly undressed.
He declared her possessed and devoiced her

He devoiced her with such a small cut