1. There once was a girl named Peg

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop

1. There once was a girl named Peg
2. Who was born with only one leg
3. She hopped and she bopped
4. Till she felt she would drop
5. so she married a *quad'ie named greg

*(as in quadrapalegic)->spelling?

man from D.C.
 

1. There once was a man from D.C.

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and shot an anarchist punk

1. There once was a man from D.C.
2. Whose job it was to be P.C.
3. But one day he got drunk
4. and punched a liberal punk
5. He got fired and grew a goatee

1. The day i got fired from work

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!