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moel 12-22-2002 09:32 PM

1. While I was learning to dance

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 09:36 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants

nycwriters 12-22-2002 09:38 PM

I LOVED this one:

1. The day i got fired from work
2. I told my boss hes a jerk
3. I mooned all my peers
4. And brought them to tears
5. On the Zefrank board I shall lurk!

AllegroNg 12-22-2002 10:19 PM

That doesn't rhyme! Daaah! Limerick is ruined! :'( :'( :'(

Just kidding, but do continue!

moel 12-22-2002 11:40 PM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson

jbisdaman 12-23-2002 02:07 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'

moel 12-23-2002 02:34 AM

1. While I was learning to dance
2. I fell down and tore up my pants
3. Let this be a lesson
4. Not to be messin'
5. With people that teach you to prance

jbisdaman 12-23-2002 06:27 PM

1. I went to a group for support

moel 12-23-2002 08:17 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short

Deviate 12-23-2002 08:22 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels

dinzdale 12-23-2002 08:49 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels

moel 12-23-2002 09:28 PM

1. I went to a group for support
2. To help me from feeling so short
3. They gave me some heels
4. and some big training wheels
5. But those are a last resort

jbisdaman 12-24-2002 11:06 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net

moel 12-24-2002 11:23 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette

AllegroNg 12-24-2002 11:43 PM

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay


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