1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day

1. I once ordered gifts on the Net
2. A diamond ring for a dazzling brunette
3. I got it from Ebay
4. In time for her B-day
5. But the diamond was dime one, you bet!

1. Oh my, where is the beef?

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way

1. Oh my, where is the beef?
2. Big chunks are stuck in my teef
3. I've been smilin' all day...
4. Because of the way
5. I finally got some relief

1. I have this Apple Man

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack

1. I have this Apple Man
2. Who I call Apple Dan
3. He's well known for his knack
4. As a great tasting snack
5. And his skill with a watering can.
:p

1. There once was a girl with five cats

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.

1. There once was a girl with five cats
2. Her attic had lots of large bats.
3. So she thought up a plan