my brazilian gynocologist friend who, in a discussion about food, asked;

'what do i say when i want whore?'
'huh?'
'you know, when i have a steak and i want whore'
'???'
'it can be well-done, medium or whore'

:)

and the graphic gesture which accompanied him saying 'i.u.d.'

:D

CAMEL TOE!

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww MAN camel toe! :D

Part of a coupon I found today..

That frog is wiping his ass!

I have asthma.

tis an almond joy!

hahahaha
 

^^^^forwarding immediately to spouse :D


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What made you laugh today...
 

..Craig Johnson admitting he used to wank himself off thinking about a puppet.

HAHAHAHAHA.........etc.....

i hadn't discovered that pleasure at the age of 5.
no doubt you were an early starter.....
:rolleyes:

there was a foul woman in the supermarket about an hour ago. she seemed to think there were 2 queues, where there was only one, and so tried to get in front of me, with her vile basket full of chicken nuggets and crisps. so i moved to another queue, 'accidentally' pushing her as i went.

i won - i got through faster. it was a small victory, but it made me laugh in a 'ha!' sort of way :)

awful what's happening, but a pic full of sarcasm:


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