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dinzdale 11-16-2005 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
..Craig Johnson admitting he used to wank himself off thinking about a puppet.

HAHAHAHAHA.........etc.....

Quote:

Originally Posted by craig johnston
^^^^
my first true love!

:)

QED.

Wanking over a puppet.

craig johnston 11-16-2005 03:11 PM

so, in your world love = wanking?
:confused:

dinzdale 11-16-2005 04:08 PM

It's not? :confused:

craig johnston 11-16-2005 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dinzdale
It's not? :confused:

something that made me laugh today
:)

madasacutsnake 11-16-2005 09:42 PM

So I went for a wee country drive today. I ended up along a kind of weird and spooky dirt track, the kind closed in with trees and which feels cold and creepy at any time of the day. I got to the end, saw this, freaked out, stopped long enough to take a pic and shot through:



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

trisherina 11-17-2005 12:31 AM

this

Jack Flanders 11-17-2005 12:32 AM

HAHAHA. Tired of Puppets. Thank you for changing the subject. The creepy tree , sign and unnatural stone wall would make me scream.
Did you find a lake?

madasacutsnake 11-17-2005 01:55 AM

^^

God no. I took off as soon as I got the pic.

Jaaaaaaaaaassssssssssooooooon.

Marcus Bales 11-17-2005 05:42 PM

Human Skateboard: http://dreamchimney.com/oftheday/ind...1.10.105&otd=3

lapietra 11-18-2005 04:41 PM


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lapietra 11-21-2005 02:10 PM

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERYhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

AllegroNg 11-21-2005 02:26 PM

http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=8986 !!!!!!!

Jack Flanders 11-21-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lapietra
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERYhandsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just
about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that
I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to
be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says,
"Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, why are! you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
party."

That made my day!!!!


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