ZEFRANK.COM - message board

ZEFRANK.COM - message board (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/index.php)
-   FAST CHAT (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/forumdisplay.php?f=6)
-   -   gives you a happy (http://www.zefrank.com/bulletin_new/showthread.php?t=9399)

zero 05-30-2006 09:59 AM

this is great!!



zero 05-30-2006 10:02 AM

this bloke's about to die!


karma_queen 05-30-2006 10:29 AM

it gives me a happy that they're having a rubbish fondue with only bits of bread to dunk. peasants! with foul hair cuts!

i'm such a happy sadist.

zero 05-30-2006 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
a rubbish fondue with only bits of bread to dunk...peasants


young lady, a 50 word essay on the subject of "fondue dunkage materials for posh folk" if you please









.

karma_queen 05-30-2006 11:08 AM

Fondue Dunkage Materials for Posh Folk.
By Miss Karma Queen

Proper fondue dunking foodstuffs for the elite include hard boiled quail eggs, slices of smoked sausage, morsels of roasted chicken and cooked shrimp or prawn. Pieces of stale bread should only be used in a real fondue emergency, such as during harsh winters or during public holidays, when food shops are likely to be closed. It is important to remember your fondue etiquette during fondue eating situations: never let your tongue touch your fondue fork (this may contaminate the fondue), and take care not to let your dunking foodstuff fall into the fondue.

zero 05-30-2006 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
Fondue Dunkage Materials for Posh Folk.
By Miss Karma Queen

Proper fondue dunking foodstuffs for the elite include hard boiled quail eggs, slices of smoked sausage, morsels of roasted chicken and cooked shrimp or prawn. Pieces of stale bread should only be used in a real fondue emergency, such as during harsh winters or during public holidays, when food shops are likely to be closed. It is important to remember your fondue etiquette during fondue eating situations: never let your tongue touch your fondue fork (this may contaminate the fondue), and take care not to let your dunking foodstuff fall into the fondue.


^ aficionado of fondues - carries around a bottle of methylated spirits "in case of fondue emergency"


excellent essay, very informative - you win happy of the day!





rich bitch

jasmina 05-30-2006 11:34 AM

KQ - Can I come to your house for fondue?

karma_queen 05-30-2006 11:37 AM

course you can. we'll roll around being fabulously 70s-ish.

you know who's not invited? zero. he'll be outside, tapping on the window. maybe we'll throw bits of chicken at him? ;)

zero 05-30-2006 11:37 AM

:(

she can't entertain the likes of you jasmina and besides, mister right already has a little something arranged


karma_queen 05-30-2006 11:38 AM

ooh he's a dish!

zero 05-30-2006 11:43 AM

i don't think he has any hard boiled qail eggs

karma_queen 05-30-2006 11:44 AM

they're in his lovely circular presentation tray, second dish from the left. lovely!

jasmina 05-30-2006 11:51 AM

I'll bring dessert!


jasmina 05-30-2006 11:53 AM

oh and is it ok if my new bf comes over too?
He LOOOVES fondue!


zero 05-30-2006 11:58 AM

^she'll have to see his quail eggs first i expect


All times are GMT -3. The time now is 04:17 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.5
Copyright ©2000 - 2022, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.