1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty

1. This morning I think I will plant flowers
2. And roll around in the dirt for hours
3. I will be so very dirty
4. But when the clock hits three-thirty
5. My girlie and I need some showers;)

1. I just opened a bottle of wine

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over

_________________________:rolleyes:

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover

1. I just opened a bottle of wine
2. And i'm startin' to feel just fine
3. Since vacation is over
4. It's time to discover
5. Something creative to do with my time

You really have to stop farting

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad

You really have to stop farting
Or we very soon will be parting
You smell really bad
It's making me mad
and I'm sure your butt cheecks are smarting

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart

I am happy my butt cheeks are smart
but I think that its not my best part







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