In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout

In a deep hole in downtown Cancun
Chupacabra hides out until June
Then he slowly creeps out
despite joints pained by gout
He then lays down and howls at the moon

I am to help my bro shop for a ring

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk

I am to help my bro shop for a ring
But I stink at finding anything
My scansion needs work
and the girls quite a jerk
so I'll just weave one out of some string

The largest planet is orange.











snicker, snicker, snicker.

edit...ok...i retract that. That was unfair.

The largest planet is Jupiter

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care

The largest planet is orange.
It’s also as dead as a doorhinge;
but if it weren’t there,
our planet would tear
and then things would be rather boringe

although boringe isn’t a word,
it helps me to fuel the absurd.
It also rhymes well
with a word from rhyme hell
though, likely, it will be demurred.

The largest planet is Jupiter
They say Uranus is more like her
Not that I care
or even know where