seven men in a leaky little boat
and each one must now cast his vote
since there's no land in sight
everyone is a little uptight
and the cook looks delicious in that coat.

There once was a large green zuchini

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled

There once was a large green zuchini
That I use cause I have a small weenie
But she was not fooled
And I ended up tooled
Why did I wear this micro bikini?

She was a really good flirt.

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila

She was a really good flirt.
And she looked really good in a skirt
In a slinky sort of way
And a roll in the hay
Was preferable to one in the dirt

So I went up to her and said "Hey,
Baby, this is your lucky day!
I've got some tequila
Let's fly to Manila