"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox

"I'm certain she's orally fixated"
Her lips are surgically inflated.
Mayhaps its just botox
Or she was bitten by Xerox
Jealous ladies at lunch all debated.

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction

1. Do you have any gooseberry jelly?
2. I need to smear some on my belly
3. To cut down on the friction
4. Of my butt grape addiction
5. With hopes it makes me less smelly

So what's it about Britney Spears

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal

So what's it about Britney Spears
Taking marriage by minutes, not years
Hailing from the land of Beale
It all seems so sureal
Why, the next thing you know she'll mate queers

I dreamt I was sent back to school

I dreamt I was sent back to school
Full of elementary ABC rules