I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil
With a beret he would toil

I wish that I had a pet weasel
Who came with his own little easel.
His medium would be oil
With a beret he would toil
doing portraits of Zappa's son, Dweezil.

Sometimes I like to go online

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling
and the stories I am telling ;)

Sometimes I like to go online
type silly things while drinking wine
It shows in my speling
and the stories I am telling
I'm so glad I'm an oenophine

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky
and tasting real funky

This coke was meant to taste of vanilla
It reminds me of eau de gorilla
It tastes musty and skunky
and tasting real funky
don't make me buy more of this swill-a!

:rolleyes:

I'm not sure that swill-a is really a word