Peace, peace is what I seek
so I won't watch TV for a week
Instead I will read
til my worries recede
and work on my rhyming technique

When the last drop falls

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool
and wipe up my drool

When the last drop falls
and the bartender calls
I'll slide off the barstool
and wipe up my drool
and in the morning I probably won't remember that I completely screwed up the meter of this limerick.

:D

I can't believe what I did last night

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship
and watched an alien race strip

I can't believe what I did last night
The moonlight was bright, I followed the light
to a round spaceship
and watched an alien race strip
our syntax left, without even a fight

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks

when the aliens stripped, they skinny dipped
when dipped and stripped, they skipped
they tripped over rocks
ate bagels with lox