A random diety he was not
Apollo was he, and he was hot
He said he was Thor
whose thunder did roar
when he sneezed and sprayed us with snot

A hot chicken sandwich once said:

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was live

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive

A hot chicken sandwich once said:
Nothing. For the chicken was dead.
But if she was alive
She'd be talkin' jive
would you like roast beef instead?

My dinner is talking to me

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating

Going out tonight

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting

My dinner is talking to me
Please, please, just let me be
Don't ruin my eating
with rapid excreting
Instead I will just go for a pee

straymonk has gone out tonight

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight

straymonk has gone out tonight
to get pissed and into a fight
a hiss and some spitting