1. A thin black cat with one white whisker
2. Warned her human not to let the cop frisk her
3. But her human was silly
4. And often quite frilly
5. then both were arrested for clawing the cop's blister

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.

1. the path that i choose is between
2. my colon and kidney..maybe my spleen
3. past these green squidgey bits
4. And those odd grey pits
5. I can still kick your ass, cause im mean!

crap

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy

1. My left nut is feeling quite numb.
2. Could it be that my thumbs up me bum?
3. I feel something squishy
4. And smell something fishy
5. Keep doin' that, baby.....you're gonna make me ______.

dumb?

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"

1. "Works for me." said the watchmaker
2. "I second that." said the windbreaker.
3. "Chime it on the three".
4. "Let it blow free"
5. "I'm still alive." said the breath taker.

1. Funnin' it up fun style