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craig johnston 11-10-2005 11:59 AM

my brazilian gynocologist friend who, in a discussion about food, asked;

'what do i say when i want whore?'
'huh?'
'you know, when i have a steak and i want whore'
'???'
'it can be well-done, medium or whore'

:)

and the graphic gesture which accompanied him saying 'i.u.d.'

:D

Frieda 11-10-2005 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by karma_queen
dick van dykes tan in diagnosis murder



CAMEL TOE!

12"razormix 11-10-2005 03:45 PM

eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww MAN camel toe! :D

AllegroNg 11-10-2005 09:13 PM

Part of a coupon I found today..



melissa 11-10-2005 09:24 PM

That frog is wiping his ass!

madasacutsnake 11-10-2005 10:25 PM



I have asthma.

smellyrayzin 11-10-2005 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12"razormix
eeeeeeeeeeewwwwww MAN camel toe! :D

tis an almond joy!

trisherina 11-11-2005 12:17 AM

hahahaha
 
.
Quote:

3. almond joy

a person who is only attractive sometimes.

John Mayer is an almond joy.

NimbleMarmoset 11-14-2005 03:45 PM


craig johnston 11-14-2005 04:11 PM

^^^^^
wtf?!

Brynn 11-15-2005 04:13 PM

^^^^forwarding immediately to spouse :D


[use only for emergencies

dinzdale 11-15-2005 07:27 PM

What made you laugh today...
 
..Craig Johnson admitting he used to wank himself off thinking about a puppet.

HAHAHAHAHA.........etc.....

craig johnston 11-16-2005 04:15 AM

i hadn't discovered that pleasure at the age of 5.
no doubt you were an early starter.....
:rolleyes:

karma_queen 11-16-2005 01:32 PM

there was a foul woman in the supermarket about an hour ago. she seemed to think there were 2 queues, where there was only one, and so tried to get in front of me, with her vile basket full of chicken nuggets and crisps. so i moved to another queue, 'accidentally' pushing her as i went.

i won - i got through faster. it was a small victory, but it made me laugh in a 'ha!' sort of way :)

Frieda 11-16-2005 02:03 PM

awful what's happening, but a pic full of sarcasm:


the weather in france


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